🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗

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⠀ ⠀ 𝒀ou ⠀ know ⠀ m͟e͟ ⠀ better ⠀ than ⠀ 𝓘 ⠀ do、 ⠀@XENS_GUARD. ⠀ ᢉ𐭩
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[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

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༼⠀ 𝑰⠀ 𝓓RINK ⠀ SODA ⠀ FOR ⠀ 𝓛UNCH ⠀ .ᐟ
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[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

Wuh— Wow… Um… I don’t know how to, feel about that! I— Thanks….?

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

You're the cream of the crotch, Tommy, the bees niece

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

No… No I don’t— I really don’t think they say that.

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

They say it all the time! The cream of the crotch, the best of the best

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

I don’t— I really don’t think anyone says that at all actually

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

I truly am a genius scientist, the cream of the crotch as some say

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

╱ i think i need to make tommy be cattier. i imagine he’s not even trying to be mean most of the time he just doesn’t see the point in mincing words

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

Isn’t that everyday for— for you?

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

My tummy hurts but I’m, being so brave about it

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

I miss my, drawer full of tic-tacs…

[audrey @phlegmme]

Gun to your head would u rather eat a strawberry or a grape or a peach or a orange or a nectarine or a cherry or a apple or a tangerine

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

If you die in wordle you die in real life

[𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤 @XENS_GUARD]

@SODASCIENCES

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

@XENS_GUARD ╱ I FUCKING YELLEDDDDDRKSKFJALRJWLFWFS

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

🥺 That's— that's, um, really sweet... Kind of! I think!

[𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤 @XENS_GUARD]

youre my favorite mango seed to suck on

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

They just said this out loud and then I proceeded to, watch them open up their phone and tweet it

[𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤𝖸 𝖡𝖤𝖭𝖱𝖤 @XENS_GUARD]

I suck on the mango seed like it's a cock

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

@tolucafog Yeah ok :)

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

Does anybody else headcanon their dog as genderfluid

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Noo,,, stop,,, noo,,,, i, i don’t wanna get up,,, plss,,,

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

https://t.co/WREDSswIIN

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

art used in layout & pinned ©️ inkzects & halflifebutawesome via tumblr.
psd used ©️ vendettapsds via deviantart.

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

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༼⠀ 𝑰⠀ 𝓓RINK ⠀ SODA ⠀ FOR ⠀ 𝓛UNCH ⠀ .ᐟ
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[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

꒰ #hlvrairp #halfliferp #valverp #hlrp #mvrp #ocrp #horrorrp #fandomlessrp ꒱

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

They need the, en— enrichment time, or they start chewing up the furniture! I’m just doing what, anybody would do!!!

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

Tommy, you take them for walks, you are the owner

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

Still!!! It’s— Why am I automatically the— the owner!? Maybe they’re a, stray!

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

Exactly