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[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

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[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

Anytime.

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

Wuh— Wow… Um… I don’t know how to, feel about that! I— Thanks….?

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

You're the cream of the crotch, Tommy, the bees niece

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

No… No I don’t— I really don’t think they say that.

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

They say it all the time! The cream of the crotch, the best of the best

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

I don’t— I really don’t think anyone says that at all actually

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

I truly am a genius scientist, the cream of the crotch as some say

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

Yes but I'm putting out an announcement for it today

[🐕 ︵‎‎ ˗ˏˋ 𝓣𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝓒𝙾𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰.ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @SODASCIENCES]

Isn’t that everyday for— for you?

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Yes i like penis colada and getting caught in the taint

[핀어 Pinner @dongcroky]

#hlvrai #hl2vrai

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

the beatles more like the tweetles just kidding

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Doing an instagram dump of screenshots of other peoples recent photos

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Watching a porno) I’m picking up on a lot of sexual tension between these two

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

naming my son fortnite ricky

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I faked my entire existence for attention

[taryn @tarynewyss]

train attendant scanned my ticket then asked for his too then laughed hysterically at his own joke

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

five nights at freddy’s also known as fnaf

[trainwrexx @trainwrexxv]

dip your cock in liquid nitrogen then hit it with a hammer and watch it shatter like glass

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[ＤＲ． ＢＵＢＢＹ @notoriousbub_]

Oxy is no where on here, USELESS

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

A reusable shopping list from the 1920’s

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

we the slaw boys