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You’re ENTITLED to a vacation! Check out our all-inclusive UCPackage complete with fake backdrops, deceptive posts & our consequence-free guarantee!

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#freedomconvoy22

[Thomas Daigle @thomasdaigle]

As Ottawa police get closer to Wellington Street, protesters are building a snow wall (?) to slow the officers’ advance

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We are booking now! If you’re an MLA you can use the promo code RULES4THEENOT4ME for 25% off select tropical vacations 😎🏄🏼‍♂️🌋

#AbLeg #COVID19AB #abpoli

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

If Alberta lifts these restrictions too early again, and it's necessary to bring them in just before Christmas, and then some of them go on a nice holiday while we just sit here, I don't even know how to finish this sentence.

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Albertan Ministers trying to escape Covid in 2020:

https://t.co/TUIZEL3VsY 🌴🌋🏄‍♀️

Albertans trying to escape Covid in 2021:

https://t.co/TUIZEL3VsY ✈️✌️😎

🤬

#ableg #abhealth #cdnpoli #COVID19AB

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Fifteen new leads!

[Emma Graney 🇦🇺🤷🏻‍♀️🇨🇦 @EmmaLGraney]

A collection of 15 UCP MLAs is publicly criticizing Kenney’s decision to bring in lockdown/closure measures yesterday in the face of rising COVID cases. #ableg #cdnpoli

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@dirklancer Hey Jeff! We’ll hasten your trip and make it happen sooner. Imagine bliss, heaven, a hottub, Hawaii, Havana.

Public health emergency hijack your tradition? We can get you over this hectic hurdle, and find the hearth for you. We’ll fly you heroic class.

https://t.co/TUIZEL3VsY

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It's a great day to be a #Alberta #UCP MLA.

✂️Healthcare
✂️Education
✂️Infrastructure
✂️Alberta's future
✅Budget ✌️

Job well done @jkenney, you deserve a vacation for all your hard work!

Still booking: 🌋🏄‍♀️🥳
https://t.co/tVp5EdNiMX

#ableg #abpoli

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We can not thank the @Alberta_UCP and @jkenney enough for giving Albertans the push they needed to sell out their neighbours!

Business is booming! #ableg

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@mikesbloggity We sure do! 🌋🌋🌋

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@BriceDavidson @Frazzling Oh it is!

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@vamputee It took us a while to get in touch with Tany - the guy is hard to pin down - but we are SO pleased that he left us a glowing testimonial.

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@MimiProbably That's our consequence-free guarantee in action!

"It was a mistake! I'll follow the premier's new directive. Here look, my receipt says WOOPS. It was a mistake, honest!"

https://t.co/JLJkeTAsMy

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@whysofrosty1 @Cinderlady1 Our marketing guy is a real pro.

Actually, a total amateur. This is just his side hustle, he's got a full time gig at the War Room. You should see how much money he can waste and how quickly he can plagiarize logos!

[SellOutAlbertansDotCom @SOL_Albertans]

Looks like somebody is jealous! We all know you've sold out Pierre, come on down!

Join the UCP in Aruba, Jamaica, ooo I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on lying iguana
Mar-a-lago montego baby why don't you go

Seriously though, New Years Deals on now:
https://t.co/JLJkeTAsMy

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Morneau is not a private citizen.

He is currently the Government of Canada’s official nominee for head of the OECD, with 19 federal public servants working on his tax-funded campaign.

Is this him?

Where was he flying?

Maybe there is an innocent answer. 

Let’s hear it.

[SellOutAlbertansDotCom @SOL_Albertans]

@gary_feltham You sound like you've sold out! That means you're ENTITLED to a vacation!

New Years Deals on now:
https://t.co/JLJkeTAsMy

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@PaulDoroshenko Is this the boom they wouldn't shut up about?

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@c0okiecrisp When you say "Entitled Brats", you mean fully grown adults who are elected officials right? If so, dealing with them is our expertise.

#ableg #abpoli

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@KimberlyDaum Having isn't hard when you've got a...libr... lot of money!

At https://t.co/JLJkeTAsMy having fun is your only personal responsibility. Book today! It'll be the greatest "mistake" you never made!

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@hvasunut Gotta keep the streak alive baby! For our clients, having fun is their only personal responsibility.

Surfs up dude!

🏄‍♀️🌋

[SellOutAlbertansDotCom @SOL_Albertans]

@ThatCemeteryGal Thanks! Erin, you WIN getting to stay home! Lucky you! 🥳🎉 Bet you didn't want to see any of your family or friends this whole holiday season.

Don't worry, UCP MLA had enough fun for everyone!

[SellOutAlbertansDotCom @SOL_Albertans]

@Kaylexia17 Shandyman, Shandyman, does whatever a Shandyman can
Spins a web, all the lies
Treats Albertans just like flies
Lookout! Here comes the Shandyman (to your driveway)