minionman

[şiir sözü @siirsozu]

Vahşi masa tenisi puanları

[Oliver Dahl @OliverWDahl]

Vintage camping, photographed on Kodachrome film

[cooper @cooperfilm]

still one of the best films of the 2020s

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

"everyone is an artist till rent is due" TELL ME WHY I STARTED CRYING

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

This dude hired a Tom Cruise impersonator for just himself.😂

It had to be the longest hour of the impersonator’s life.

[🕳️🐇 @Sim2Mike]

@RealDonKeith Reminds me of this mitch headberg story

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Oladele]

This is how they do electric stunning for animals in slaughterhouses, and they die instantly..

There are so many details of human civilization that if we really looked closely at them, we’d be shocked.

[Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB @hoeflator]

Singapore is undergoing The Great Replacement. Our supermajority is being usurped by PRCs that give little care for our unique microcosm of history and do naught to integrate or join the actual supermajority. We will eventually form two separate ethnic enclaves that will exist within the “Chinese” grouping but have very different values, cultural behaviors, and logos driving them. As our local Chinese refuse to breed due to the religion of fiat currency, we will be replaced. In 20 years we may hear nothing but PRC mandarin at a hawker centre.

I’m early, not wrong. I have drunk the water of life (108v charged filtered NEWater) and see the truth… the iron rice bowl has begun to fracture…

[Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB @hoeflator]

Stop this cap we’re stuck on a shitty tiny island with no residency anywhere else if you’re working or middle class it’s a bug’s life for you

In the states you have access to a multitude of cities and states and towns even if Uncle Sam taps your buttcheeks for taxes

Even in the YooKay u have multiple nations to explore, and a means into the EU via Ireland

Even in gay ass YooRope there’s a way into better economies while being able to live in cheaper regions

Even in the Balkans where ur politicians rape you daily the women can cook and are beautiful (while being cutthroat gold diggers)

Even the Thai man can find peace on a remote island where the bogans haven’t ravaged

Even the Aussie man can find love in a mid Asian girl in a Melbourne neighborhood

Even the Brazilian man can get better pussy in the favela than the average sinkie + has Mercosa for safer countries (Uruguay)

Even the mainland Chinese man can study overseas in the USA, run a quick Ponzi scheme for millions and disappear into the mountains of Guilin forever without expedition risk, do that in Singapore and it’s off to the gallows

Singapore is country equivalent of the first girl to say to nerds with money that you’ve got a massive cock when you’re packing 4 inches so all these global elite love it once they’re in the club (also bc they don’t clamp down on illegal high end prostitution here)

We’re so cucked as a nation we can’t even negotiate easy residency in cheaper JB without the shekels LOL

The locals of this country are plebs in the proverbial cuck chair; like the cashier at hotel 81 watching an assortment of weird males shuffle in and out of the lobby to lay waste to a trafficked Vietnamese girl

Except our nation is that Vietnamese girl, being used spiritually and humanistically like a whore for the powers that be

And @LawrenceWongST sits on his childless iron rice bowl, sipping the burned blood from the cracks of our own populace

Pls dun put out statements that dun reflect the true tribulations us sinkies have, ty ty

Jibai~~~~

[Mahmoud Al-Qudsi @mqudsi]

A write-up on what was tried these past 48 hours (and what finally worked). Link in reply.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

if you ever feel dumb just know there’s a guy rn entering talking stage first week of february

[NEW ACCOUNT IS @BLACCMASSXXL @blaccmassxx]

he tryna think of something to tell bro

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

Re-reading The Odyssey I found this line from Menelaus (Who Bernthal’s playing) and I freaked out

[Austine @theereal_one]

if they released behind the scenes footage of my girl giving supernigga undirected smooches after the director yelled cut they would’ve to scoop me off of I-75

[minionman @SP1DERBOI]

Please god don’t let my girl see this

[Mar @jaileyisthebest]

If he wanted to he would!! Exactly 🤏🏻🤏🏻

[Mar @jaileyisthebest]

If he wanted to he would!! Exactly 🤏🏻🤏🏻

[Nico @elitetakes_]

Starting Better Call Saul tonight. VERY HIGH expectations since some people say it’s better than Breaking Bad

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE

[Adam Kessel @Adam_Kessel1]

100 years of advancement in one image, 100 more we might just be back on horses

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

This is so accurate 😭