michael shelley 🚪

? | it/he/spiral | ageless but was 24 once | agender | unreality cw | distortion michael tmarp | spiral avatar

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@mask0fmy0wnface yes i suppose it does

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

hello friends. it’s been a while. 🚪

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@mask0fmy0wnface heheh very true

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@mask0fmy0wnface oh thank you danny that’s very flattering

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@strange4ce how are things

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@ohdidhenow whatever you say david

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

that man has never done anything good

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

what is an... eyepocalypse? oh no no no not jonah magnus what has he done now?

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

redecorating my hallways 🌀🌀🌀

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

thank you for 69 followers i believe 69 is a funny number no? 🌀

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@watchjo_jo just getting along doesn’t make you besties though.

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

hello cis people would you like to get in my door? 🚪🌀

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

doors 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪

[dr. david ramao-crew-sobchak-novikov @ohdidhenow]

gender is not included in the three g's*

*gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@lightlessdame thank you for the kind words, agnes.

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

i miss gerry.

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

oh to be a 6’5 genderless being with long fingers who can summon doors and deceive people 🚪 oh wait. i am.

[michael shelley 🚪 @SPIRALSDOORS]

@itislies oh.