Your SMEG goons are brutal monsters, beating exhausted workers into submission and we will overthrow them on our way to overthrowing you. It doesn’t matter how hard you try to keep us down, you will not succeed. Our movement is growing. #WeWillRise
Our Slig Motivational Envoy Groups will, once again, be walking the workstations today. Their cheerful encouragement ensures our entire workforce stays enthusiastic about reaching productivity goals.