Rachel Ann

I only care about my dogs.

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

@LinkNeal I take water breaks during sex literally every single time. There is no shame in needing some water while you're getting it!

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

@Mythical Ice pops.

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

@losfamgeles @rhettmc I always recommend a second dog, but research breeds that suit your lifestyle. Working breeds need to work constantly.

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

@losfamgeles @rhettmc after hearing mention of a sheepdog on Ear Biscuits, I need to beg you please DO NOT get this breed! As a dog trainer, trust me, they NEED a farm and a herd of sheep to keep them satisfied.

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

@losfamgeles I have to make room for myself every night and it's the absolute best. Can't wait to bring number 4 home.

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

So many adult things need to be done and my anxiety is preventing me from doing all of them.

[megan @moonrisefilmss]

only real horror fans know

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Laughing at 220,000 dead Americans.

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

I never don't want a breakfast burrito.

[Jessie McLaughlin 🌝✨💫 @losfamgeles]

HBD to a guy who’s larger than life, who remains open and vulnerable even though hotel showers never fit him. Love you, ⁦@rhettmc⁩.

[Rachel Ann @SPNmakesmesmile]

My boy is going grey. Don't speak to me.

[E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll]

It's odd. The same people who declare that wearing a mask is a "personal choice," are the SAME people who want to take away a woman's right to choose.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Weird how all the Republicans who know every little developmental stage of a fetus suddenly don’t understand what incubation time is

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Too many of you are confused about your class status. If you can’t afford to miss a paycheck, you’re the working poor, and part of the 80% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck. If you HAVE to work to survive, you’re working class.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Trump is wondering whether he may be immune from the coronavirus...

In which case, why did the doctors give him all those powerful drugs ?

Perhaps they were to treat the bone spurs that kept him from serving in the military

[Osric @OsricChau]

Billionaires with access to the best medical care in the world dont have to be afraid of Covid-19. What about the rest of us 7-8 billion people on this planet?

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

I was going to vote Biden but now that a sick drugged up old man in the hospital with a deadly virus he doesn’t believe in has tweeted SPACE FORCE in all caps, I just don’t know what to do.

[🇺🇦Timothy Omundson🇺🇦 @Omundson]

Look. I totally get why Trump wants to get out of the hospital as soon as possible. I’m sure he’s worried sick about how he’s going to pay all those medical bills. and afraid that he might go bankrupt. AGAIN.

[ChadLindberg @ChadLindberg]

I'm thinking of writing a fucked up fictional story about a President who goes crazy after contracting a deadly virus and spreads it to....

Oh wait.