I should do this
Pros of dating me:
I meow
I hug
I kiss
I stare
Cons of dating me:
LITERALLY can't do anything
I get burnt out very quickly and can take up to a full year to recover
You have to take care of me (I'm stinky)
I'm a crybaby (very easy to upset)
Saw others doing it so I’m doing it too
Pros of dating me:
• Very affectionate
• Will never be alone
• Unlimited snuggles
• Stays loyal
• Very patient
• I can cook
Cons of dating me:
• Low self-esteem
• I’m boring