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This is a Tobi fan account.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to drop out of the race to become President of the United States.

[machine gun kelly lee owens @bigugly]

well i got it

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

During the darkest period of my recent life I was listening to Wagon Wheel 4-12 times a day

[سمسوم☪︎🪂🔻 @maghrebimarx]

that one homie who's low key a grad student but u keep them around bc they're chill

[SP @SPandTobi_]

Sabrina Carpenter has made it okay for me to admit that I am 4’11 3/4”. I no longer have to live with the burden of lying, declaring that I am 5ft

(I am over 5ft in shoes tho)

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sabrina carpenter has charmed me. i don't know anything about her but i think waking up every day and being 4'11 is an act of bravery

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

they need to invent a narcan for when you have too many ice coffees

[SP @SPandTobi_]

If SHE can resist the temptation ❌🐅, then I can too ✝️😤

[SP @SPandTobi_]

Regressing back to age 9 this Lent (giving up Frosted Flakes as Tony the Tiger, again, is my personal Satan)

[SP @SPandTobi_]

@antlplvr Thank you for speaking up for a protected class!! (queer ginger ale enthusiasts)

[frogan @fr0gan]

craving a hot dog is a sign of a mental health crisis

[trash jones @jzux]

when a family has pictures in matching outfits you just know they have done immeasurable psychological damage to each other

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

i hate grad students what do you mean “i have homework” you’re 25

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

if you got this one they're putting us down like sick horses at the end of the year

[merrin @wowzowee]

berkeley california son or burlington vermont daughter?

[SP @SPandTobi_]

@dadswhotweet hot girls ONLY in Burlington, Vermont!!!

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

being in ur 20’s is about learning that ur lactose intolerant, severely depressed and kinda gay

[SP @SPandTobi_]

@antlplvr not sure if I should be proud or ashamed to be a Burlington girly