buttered face canadian

im just cooking pizza

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

can we talk about the unspoken atlantic canada rule that you always enter a house via the side door and NEVER the front door

[horace @gayandold]

i love love love how succinctly rupaul explains political shifts in america and already knew we would be where we are now in 2025

[steph ! 💭 COMMS CLOSED @bubblypinkfreak]

GIRL WTF HAPPENED TO THE PICTURE 😭😭😭😭😭

[Aceshine Playing Persona 4 Golden 📺 @Vortex___shark_]

“So, the bidet sprayed E. coli into your urethra? Right. Was Grindr guy holding the nozzle for you, or is that just a coincidence?”

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i’m being so serious

[𝓜 @honeymunes]

going to the store y’all want anything

(picture included so as to not erase Cynthia Erivo)

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.

[dehydrated husk @dehydratedhusk]

I completely made this up

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

why is it impossible for you people to consider going out and socializing with friends without consuming alcohol. like why are the only options sober and isolating or socializing and drinking. that is not a normal mindset to have.

[gon @chinesegon]

unpopular opinion but the whole "no drinking" vibe is correlated with a massive spike in social isolation. yes, binge drinking is bad, but going out for a glass of wine or a beer with friends on the regular actually has positive effects that outweigh the negative

health optimization bros cutting alcohol consumption to zero, hitting the gym with headphones on, and going home to empty apartments are the loneliest people on this planet. happy friday

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[riley @lvrgirlnextdoor]

vaping when ur bald must be so crazy like omg i’m hitting this vape and i’m bald

[cole @juul_survivor]

That's your toxic trait? Like you're in this situation often? Stop pissing me off

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

andrew and aaron minyard

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Who are these divas 😭😭

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

huge day

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

become a zookeeper and u got to do both these things every day 😊

[King of the Marsh @KingVelesI]

Would you rather make spreadsheets in someone else's office, or haul manure on your own farm?

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

hey so have u ever heard of sackville new brunswick

[Jas @tndrlvv]

i had to laugh

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

abolish spousal privilege

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

[Miss Fiercalicious @fiercalicious]

Hey @RuPaul

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

you vant to guess the colour of my undervear ha ha ha!

[buttered face canadian @antlplvr]

this is crazy to me bc i get into these convos irl all the time, then again everyone i know is a wildlife biologist

[Piss 🎉🦆 @Evpiss]

Outdoor vs indoor cats is not a argument I have ever Heard in the real world but they get really crazy about it on twitter