Sarah Parsons

Wannabe Twitter icon just waiting for my account to be verified.

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

It’s giving Big Little Lies when the girlie pops unite against the abusive husband #RHOSLC

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@JustJem24 Watch Below Deck sailing! Better casting IMO, they cast fun people who are good at their job so the drama is just natural and not bc there’s 1 toxic person who’s horrible at the job stressing everyone out 🤣

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@JustJem24 Go to sailing yacht! Crews are way more fun and we’ll casted imo

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@ValerieKorenekk Babes now I gotta see her 👀

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@brooklenbruce Do a lil hoppover to Scotland while you’re there!

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@brooklenbruce Right! Arianna is the only one that’s been consistently nice to Raquel too. Even Scheana has finaly taken sides against Raquel now!

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@brooklenbruce SAME dude I’ve been frantically going between apps on insta TikTok and twitter lmao

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@takeyourzoloft Ok but can you plz find out why he was waiting at the foyer so long!? It seemed like hours like the other crew had fully left and Sam was tanning by the pool 🤣

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@amoonah Spotify is the best! Add your songs to your favorites and it’ll start creating custom playlists for you based on your taste 💅💅💅

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@brooklenbruce Loveddddd it!

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@tweetsbybob_ @CoachSamParsons @KelseySwensen 🤣🤣

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

Not me trying to go to a nice steakhouse and my Uber driver very confidently pulling into a Slick Willies and saying “we’re here!”

Sir I do not think we are here but thank u.

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@drewdaniels17 Tell ‘em Demi!!

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@barstoolsports Let’s goooo @jt_sutton

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

I swear I give off the most approachable and trusting energy. This guy had a 16 y/o son flying the same flight as me. He said the kids super nervous bc he’s flying by himself and asked if I’d look after him. So now this is my child and I’ll protect him with my lyfe

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@ecareyo @KelseySwensen come get your girl

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

You know who is fucking annoying? Cyclists.

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@fcckjulius @CoachSamParsons @KelseySwensen

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

@barstoolsports @mworthofgame @jt_sutton @drewdaniels17 @TraceMBaker

[Sarah Parsons @SParsons21]

Dude flights are honestly buckwild right now. Just was stuck on a tarmac for two hours even tho arrived in time. Made it ✨just✨ in time for my flight back to Scotland! Nvm the mad dash across the airport I had to do to get here. Catch ya across the pond ✌️