Brooklen Bruce

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Crashing out because the weather channel is reporting… the weather…

[Summer @xsummerchildx]

ESPN caught it too 😂

[Adam Aaronson @SixersAdam]

Spending the entire game watching Mariska Hargitay courtside as she tries to look around the referee

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Lisan al-Gaib.

And Ben Stiller.

[Bodega Baddie @SunnyBanks_]

Lmaooo seriously unserious everyone is about this whole situation 😂😭

[John Summit @johnsummit]

you’re always welcome to be a backstage baddie hunter

[Brooklen Bruce @brooklenbruce]

Yea ok lol

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Trump’s DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin just announced that they are “drawing up plans” to block all international flights into blue cities like New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago.

[Brooklen Bruce @brooklenbruce]

I knew girls didn’t get autism

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism

Trump: I've studied this a long time

[Brooklen Bruce @brooklenbruce]

Sneezing when holding a sleeping baby is the worst lol

[TMZ @TMZ]

Spencer Pratt has gained traction in his campaign for L.A. Mayor by showing what he says Karen Bass did to his family -- forcing them to live in a trailer after his home burned down.

Though, Pratt has really been staying at the Hotel Bel-Air for more than a month. Mind you, you can't get a room for less than $1,500 a night.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Pregnancy is HARD. Labor is HARD. Giving birth is HARD. Maintaining a good relationship with your partner during postpartum is HARD. Being a mother is HARD. Trying to love yourself while adjusting to a new body and life while still tending to a newborn is HARD.

Mothers have it HARD and still make it look so EASY. Don't discredit yourself girl it really is HARD. You just hold it all together. I see you.

[Brooklen Bruce @brooklenbruce]

Whyyyyyyyyy

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Department of State finalizing plan to put Trump's picture on U.S. passports. — The Bulwark/FOX

[Brooklen Bruce @brooklenbruce]

Stfu tom

[Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton]

Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I believe it's called "The City of Chicago"

[Brooklen Bruce @brooklenbruce]

What in the house of cards is this

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Tony Gonzales (R-TX) has announced he will retire and step down from Congress after admitting to an affair with a staffer who later died by su*cide

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Republican senator Ted Cruz wouldn't say if he's Team Trump or Team Pope, no matter how many different ways he was asked. 👀

[Brooklen Bruce @brooklenbruce]

Love this new TMZ lol

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ DC ran into Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was on his way into his office Monday at the Russell Building, and asked about the now-famous photo of him in Fantasyland at Disney World clutching a bubble wand during his 2-week Spring Break.

The Senator was not in a chatty mood. 😬