Sola Patronne

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[C💋 @latsyrcmai]

The older I get the prettier I look I don’t know how to explain it but I feel very womanly.

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

“As in how?” is funny in English and yoruba. “Biti ba wo?” 🤭😂

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

You see what social media is doing to adults imagine what it’s doing to children’s minds

[Brookz🎲 @1brookz]

In the UK they want grocery shops to have bigger class disparity signifiers so they can say “my biscuit is better than yours”

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

Your landlord is taking half your salary, the government is spending your taxes on wars, your boss is pocketing the profits you and your colleagues are laboring for, but instead of fighting them y'all want to fight immigrants and trans people because you are bootlicking cowards.

[OLIVIA @afireliv]

First in my bloodline to see M&S be turned into a personality trait

[ifhy🇯🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @shaniiicx]

If you are black/mixed race woman, do not shop at @sainsburys . They seem to think a £30 gift card is an acceptable response to a serious complaint of racial profiling, causing me to have a panic attack whilst almost 7 months pregnant. Multiple violations of the Equality Act.

[💅🏻 @__pricey]

When a man likes you... I promise all you have to do is exist.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

notice how she has light and you don’t? mumu.

[Jola @Jollz]

9 years ago.

[jezz @JezziiB]

If you can understand a billionaire moving countries to improve his finances, you can understand an immigrant doing it to feed their children.

[Emmanuel Odogwu @the_agentmanuel]

“Is everything a joke to you guys?”

Me and that one friend:

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Lmfaoo when the purchasing power of the majority of the population drops, businesses struggle! That is why getting good governance is EVERYONE’S business.

[HeWantsWealth 📈📊🏡💰🇯🇲 @hewantswealth]

Sorry but I’m with her on this. I feel like corporate doesn’t take in our cultural differences and they only focus on what THEY like.

I’m sure if they told her they were going to EADN she’d go. Personally, you won’t find me in a PUB! 🍻

[Raye @Raye_Hg]

President Tinubu doesn’t deserve a second tenure if we actually follow what he said.

He used his own hands and ruled himself out! He said don’t vote for me again if I don’t give you 24hrs electricity, so I’m genuinely confused why are you still campaigning for someone who told you not to vote for him? Don’t be a dunce!

[king. @Kingggg__]

I remember when I first moved to the uk and I was job hunting as a masters student. I went to next store to apply for a job with a physical CV.

Met the manager and he said please apply online. Right there in his front I applied online and immediately I got unfortunately email less than 3 minutes after.

He was so confused and I laughed. He collected the physical CV from me and gave me the job after 2 days.

Most of these job applications don’t even reach the recruiters but get rejected by AI or a model that selects. It’s crazy.

[Pat Utomi @UtomiPat]

Never underestimate the role your government plays in determining how successful you'll become in life.

[c @exclusivaaaaa]

Cheating reflects your internal turmoil. You lack integrity, you’re incapable of loyalty, your discipline and commitment are weak. If you’ll betray who lays their head next to yours, you’re a liability to everyone. Why would I willingly work or want to be around anyone like that?

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Hot take but only a country of pedophiles could have come up with "contests" like that.

[S📚🫧 @_imnotyourm8_]

Everyone’s being purposely obtuse. If I pay you for soft glam and you later find out I got married… so??? I paid for what you did. If I now come to you complaining that the makeup didn’t last then that’s on me!