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I just got 50,214 on "Speedhenge" in Fieldrunners 2! I am Einstein, but handsome! http://t.co/GOoGstMe #fieldrunners2

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I earned a heart-melting 153,180 points on "Twist of Fate"! Beat that! http://t.co/GOoGstMe #fieldrunners2

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159,192 points on "Curious Gorge"! I am the cat's pajamas, and his frilly hat! http://t.co/CKH05qYz #fieldrunners2

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@jonathanmcgarth only a football fan, reduced to living his life through a team of spoilt babies, could write such drivel.

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Please, someone, get Richard Hammond off the television. What an irksome little fellow he is; bereft of any perceptible talent.

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Where e'er you walk, may asps follow in your wake.

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@harrym_evo gorgeous.

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@harrym_evo how much is it then?!

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@harrismonkey I've contacted BMW several times and been fobbed off by the weakest jargonese excuses. It's a PR disaster.

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#bbcsportsday if David Pleat is so exceptional in football why is he reduced to punditry? Empty vessels etc etc

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GCSE results still grossly unrepresentative of an uncommonly unintelligent generation let down by indifferent teachers.

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Can anyone tell me what David Pleat actually achieved in football?

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@FootyMemes that line is so skewed it could have been drawn by an A* GCSE student. Get it right!!

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Clive Barker's NIGHTBREED - The Cabal Cut Official Teaser Trailer http://t.co/rDLHSSEM

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@RealCliveBarker re Tumblr photos - very impressive; nary a little 'un in sight though.

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@piersmorgan is there anything you feel you aren't qualified to harp on about?

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@richardpbacon perhaps you need a little Colombian pick-me-up?

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@piersmorgan why? Children nowadays are (generally) breathtakingly unintelligent and incurious. Knowledge first!

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Steve Bunce - it's boxing, not some magnificent sporting endeavor.#hitsomeoneuntiltheyfalldown

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@zubigoalie why? Should Cameron build a gym?