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Hiker, grass toucher, gamer, SrEng @servicenow, 10x engineer in my household, spends too much time on football twitter.

[Wálé @SQLBrethen]

I’ve always wanted to be a better writer.

Ironically, that got harder once AI started paraphrasing and on some occasions, writing things for me.

So I’m building a guided writing tool where you choose a writing goal and AI adapts to how you’re thinking, not the other way around.

Should be ready in about a week.

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@MrTomMcDermott I’d take Scott, Ederson, Fernandes over 100m on Anderson

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@saundzo I’m crying man lol two years ago this brother was on loan at Bristol Rovers from Newcastle, all of a sudden he’s the sole holder of United’s destiny.

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@fuadyabz23 @jamesmoores_ Understood, but spending 100m+ on one when we need about 3 minimum is not proper squad planning.

We don’t need one 9/10 right now, we need three or four 7/10s. When we get to the point where we need 9 or 10, we’ll get one.

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@fuadyabz23 @jamesmoores_ I don’t get the obsession with Anderson. Top player no doubt, if we get Fernandes instead of him, then I don’t mind as long as we strengthen in other positions.

Anderson at M.Fernandes current age was on loan at Bristol Rovers

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@Utddoja You people are funny man. Had we signed the Elliott Anderson you guys are fawning over now from Newcastle two years ago, you’d be complaining about it

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@Utdbndt @RegistaCall It’s different currency ffs

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That boy might be young, but unfortunately he has to wrap it up and start learning how to use Claude Code.

Can’t even do a simple chop at that age. SMH

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Georgina Rodríguez posted this on Instagram: Ronaldo teaching their son a thing or two about football ❤️⚽

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Goddam, even for an Arsenal hater like me, this is too over the top 😭😭🤣

[Patrick Bury @PatrickBury]

"If Arsenal are unpopular with neutrals, it’s because they waste everyone’s time. Not just their opponents’ time, but our time too. Football fans everywhere are suffering Arsenal’s consequences. They are like a company that spews pollution into the environment in their production process, privatising the profits and socialising the costs. To them, dumping toxic sludge into the river is just free waste disposal. It’s the rest of us who get a headache when we drink the tap water" https://t.co/PHpC1FRgv7

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The United States of Adapting to Suffering (USAS) strikes again

[Sakpo @sakpo0007_]

Why waste your money on buying AC when you can just do this?

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Forest Guard Uno

There are grown men and women with children who think this guy should be re-elected.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.

[lilyhops 💚🧃 @lilyhops]

i can help explain!

the male mosquitos don’t bite at all (only the females do), and the males they are releasing in huge numbers are inoculated with a bacteria that makes them completely unable to reproduce. the idea is that female mosquitos who mate with them will have no offspring, creating a much smaller next generation (the same number of female mosquitos are mating, but now only a small fraction can possibly have offspring)!!!

the fact that mosquitos are so deadly is the reason why they are doing this, because their hope is that it will result in less disease transmission going forward

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Pheww

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@michaelttfw He’s better than all their wingers bar Saka, let’s not take the piss here

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@conorldisco @_callumstone I’ll take that over a “leader” who had to be bailed out from jail mid season. 👍🏾

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Newcastle fan's heads must be in Mars right now lmaooo

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Anthony Gordon speaking in Spanish at his Barcelona unveiling after making the move from Newcastle 🇪🇸

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@TheSunFootball The class of 92 might legit be the class of special needs.

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Rooney was a one man counter attacking figure. What a player man.

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Classic boomerang effect.

When you hate a player so much, the pendulum swings back as hard.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Is Bruno Fernandes' 2025/26 season the best of all time? 🤔

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@fuadyabz23 You people are sleeping on Fernandes. Think about attributes players offer, not names.

You lot would've turned down Vidic calling him a scrub because he played in a Serbian league.