John Parker

SQL Server Consultant & SQL Server trainer. Want to say Hello and talk SQL Server? Please get in touch.

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[John Parker @SQL_John]

@samilaiho I also love the fact Teams is like a zombie. It just wont die.

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[John Parker @SQL_John]

@GlennAlanBerry This is excellent Glenn, loved it, thanks

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@d0rkph0enix That's a Flux Capacitor, with the cover off. Chrome Edition. It's not a ZX Spectrum like others said.

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@hacks4pancakes You are granola?

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@fuzzyKB thanks for the cat advice, have a great weekend!

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@fuzzyKB @Crypth @JenMsft Ah yes, thats a great idea, something to calm him. Well worth the investment. I guess we'll have to lock him in a room when the furniture is coming in.

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@fuzzyKB @Crypth @JenMsft Its about 4 miles away, thanks. Its making me even more anxious about moving.

[John Parker @SQL_John]

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[John Parker @SQL_John]

@fuzzyKB @Crypth @JenMsft Im moving home soon Karen, any tips to make it easier for my 7 yr old ginger tom, Tango. He gets scared if I wear a black t shirt and dark trousers.

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@IanWright0 I am so sorry you have to put up with this. Its wrong. Social media has to track IP and accounts must be verified to a person. You have always been a hero of mine, and you always will be. You are Ian Wright, a fabulous footballer and commentator. #IamwithIanWright

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[John Parker @SQL_John]

@JenMsft @kuurakuu_ When the caller says, you have a virus on your computer, I say, 'But Im a farmer, I dont have a PC', Once, a male caller came back with, 'you must have a smartphone, that's a computer'.

[John Parker @SQL_John]

Also, what about increasing competitiveness in the smaller teams, points for all finishers? 35 to 10, tgen, 9, 8 ,7 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, only awarded if they are running when the victor crosses the line...#askcrofty

[John Parker @SQL_John]

Hey all, great to have you back. Why dont they introduce Overtaking Testing, to test the cars ability to overtake? #AskCrofty

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[John Parker @SQL_John]

@lostthenumbers I think social media is bad for everyone

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@ItzikBenGan 11 files on TempDB?

[John Parker @SQL_John]

@NorthantsPolice my neighbour had their fireworks going off directly above my kitchen extension, should I report this, where does the law stand? The cat was petrified and it was very loud.