Suzanne Loranca-Clark

Raised on the plains of West Texas. Latina, Longhorn, political enthusiast, delusion of grandeur, badass baker.

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@MeachamDr @HuffPost Or just watch Ben Stein’s scene in Ferris Bueller’s

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@DrRebeccaSciPol @gabrielledrolet

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@CultureCrave Guess I’m ready to see it for a fourth time

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@girlbosskenroy I mean, there is a total eclipse in Dune 2.

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@roywoodjr Yah - colleagues in PA felt it too

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@72asb @popphits @EmbryEthan TB Player is darling.

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@realgirl_fieri Right?!!!

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@CzechiaHasPrblm @ohhhhherewego

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@conzmoleman Abomination

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I feel like her next stop is TBN. I'm just waiting for her to ask for my contribution.

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@butleriano only if it's in the desert.

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@muaddibstyle They look like scissors.

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@driusha Someone: Which ones?

Me: All of them. All.

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@trygraptor Imma see it like 5 times in IMAX.

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@macabstory I like him but was honestly not prepared for him to be this good.

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@JerriGrail @Teaguefootball I know Bama isn’t that used to losing, but not every action taken by the winning team is disrespect. If you were in the same position, you’d be celebrating too. Next time win, and we’ll just go to the locker room.

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That's like the 91st horse that has died under Bob Baffert's training. I don't think he's emotional over losing the horse.

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@jwharris He doesn’t know how.

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@JasonIsbell NYC takes that “it’s up to you” part seriously.

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@liamgareau Her album, “Canciones de Mi Padre” features Linda Ronstadt singing Mariachi ballads, and it is amazing.