The Salamancer

no more mr nice president. 67% rat. 27 years old. she/her

[The Salamancer @SRbackwards]

you can find me over at @gloriousgs if we’re cool

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Ranking them on a scale of "abduction material" to "unrapeable" seems at least expulsion-worthy.

[loni @lonushe1]

getting mad someone spoke to u in another language when u work at an airport is CRAZY

[David Leask @LeaskyHT]

Musk was effectively paying a fascist troll to a salary to spread race hate and abuse. At what point is twitter, as a publisher which financially incentivises incitement to violent crime, held legally responsible?

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[first day on the job]
Newspaper editor: Don't worry, you'll have supervision
Clark Kent: *sweating* Who told you?

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Me when I've seen enough

[Gawaine 🔞 @CryptWeave]

I took him with me to therapy again yesterday and my therapist asked if he was Jesus

[Niamh 💙 @Only4GTLive]

Grant O'Brien

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

guys in 1825: wassup playa

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

If you're silent, you're complicit.

[outrageous woman @marykbligee]

a fifteen year old, dark skin black girl was berated and put in cuffs and a jail uniform because she was TIRED. she literally said “i apologize i’m just tired.” he continues to make an example out of her and does a mock jury in front of her classmates

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Wearing a keffiyeh is not antisemitic.

[The Salamancer @SRbackwards]

@paigeordie Hope you’re okay ❤️

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

Underrated trope in fiction is “kid who resembles their least favourite parent and hates it so much”

[isabel @wisepissmage]

Why do you talk about a person like this. Who the fuck raised you.

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

Switching from my phone YouTube to YouTube on computer