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@pidgezero_one which one?

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@ggpixi @_itsnerks me when i successfully strip the hide from a wild boar

[Porygon🐀🐀🐀🐀 @SSBPorygon]

@Coniphibian_ @PIXE_7 @Subnautica If the comments under their ads are all about how awful Krafton is as a company, their ads are less effective
it's not "bullying the poor uwu bean social media intern" unless you're like, cussing out the actual social media intern.

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@Subnautica How long did it take ChatGPT to write this audio drama?

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@snaileon amazing execution of the simplest imaginable ideas like "remember dungeons & dragons?" and "the 80s were pretty cool"

[Porygon🐀🐀🐀🐀 @SSBPorygon]

@snaileon mostly because the words as written WERE NOT MEANT TO BE SPOKEN ALOUD
the characters never spoke a word to each other until what, act 5? it was literally all instant messages and texting and internal monologue. writing for dictation requires different fundamentals

[Porygon🐀🐀🐀🐀 @SSBPorygon]

@snaileon yeah lol i don't think homestuck with character voices was ever good

[Porygon🐀🐀🐀🐀 @SSBPorygon]

@c7ementine @crossknockout "he thinks i'm gonna do something different: nope!"
"gonna just send another one down main street"
"okay he's onto me, so now we hit him with the brain destroyer"
"and then we go right back to the well"
that's literally every grappler in every fighting game lmao

[Porygon🐀🐀🐀🐀 @SSBPorygon]

@luigifan95 is it masculinity or ennui? millennia of known artistic impression has failed to adequately provide the distinction

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@RobinLegacy_ @mossmouth I'm not derek but the game needs a D-pad, two face buttons, and a pause button. Nothing more. Most of my time in UFO 50 was on a docked Steam Deck using that SNES online pad.

[Doug TenNapel @DougTenNapel]

As a character creator this is immoral and disgusting. I love the original Plants vs. Zombies game because of the specific craft and style of @rich_werner who brought the signature tone of the game.

The new game didn't even talk to him about the designs and relaunch so it has the usual bland, CG, clutter-instead-of-content look. This could have been rendered by anybody because it was rendered by anybody.

As a fan of the original game, I have no interest in the new just because its new. This is a typically jaded world view of corporate gaming that assumes the fans are stupid, don't understand what a content creator brings to the sweep of a game and it's what's wrong with much of modern entertainment that cares about cranking out a name and not a strong, specified identity as a foundation.

Character creations are like a person's signature. Treat them as replaceable and you'll only get what is replaceable.

[rich werner (COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN) @rich_werner]

@PlantsvsZombies Whatevz....

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door for Switch, characters blink even when looking away from the camera (visible in reflective surfaces). An exception is Peach. This creates the unintended impression that Peach doesn't actually need to blink and only does it for the camera.

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@JoINrbs people that are mad about "virtue signaling" genuinely can't think of anything worse to signal than virtue

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@luigifan95 dark souls makes you go "ok at least i'm done with the hard part" and says "bet"

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@daystodawn i wonder how so many people get compromised when they're willing to just hand their unlocked smartphone to someone else while admitting that they don't know how anything works without a fisher-price touchscreen button

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@pidgezero_one so which ancient devices necessitate that two-port USB expansion card? For me it's an input foot pedal that does NOT play nice with USB3

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@daystodawn couch comfy, time to instead plug the computer into the living room tv and fully commit to the bit