Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider

Elite sniper for the Bravest platoon east of the Mississippi. Missing the farm & dearest Mother while on the Battlefield. #LetItFly #BravesCountry #parody

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

Reports have surfaced of our struggles on the battlefield thus far. Reinforcements are on the way as myself, SSG Acuña & SGT Murphy continue to heal in the infirmary. We long to return to #BravesCountry soon.

Enclosed is an updated photo for the family.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

We came up short yesterday. SSG Sale did everything he could but our offensive units did not perform. Our opportunities to advance position were numerous & we failed. We must be better tonight as SGT Mahle leads us in a do or die battle. Updates to come.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

We are home & as rested as possible. SSG Sale will lead us into battle tonight as we need to win 2 of 3 battles against the LA platoon in order to continue our campaign. We would trust no one to lead us more today! Post battle updates to follow.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

PVT Kerr & the rest of our relief sidearms did it! We held the LA platoon at bay & are returning home with SSG Sale and SPC Mahle lined up to lead us into battle. Gen. Weiss strategized perfectly. Let’s keep the momentum rolling. Now we travel home.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

We were bested by the Dodger platoon yesterday afternoon, despite excellent leadership to start the battle by PVT Dodd. PVT Kerr will lead us again today, hoping for a similar result as when we vanquished the Philly platoon. Post battle updates to come.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

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[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

In just a couple of hours we are taking the battle to the Dodger platoon from LA. PVT Dodd will lead our men into battle, hoping to mimic PVT Kerr, as we seek to halt the LA platoon’s attempt at 3 straight campaign victories. Post battle updates to follow.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

We were victorious! PVT Kerr was exceptional in his sidearm leadership. SGT Olson, SGT Albies, & SPC Harris II provided long range artillery support while SPC Holmes, PVT Dodd & SSG Sale also provided sidearm relief while shutting down the Philly platoon!

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

Today is the day, our campaign will continue or end. Our men will be led into battle by PVT Kerr with early sidearm relief planned. We do have an advantage by battling at home, but the Philadelphia platoon has proven a challenging foe. Updates to come.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

Today’s battle was disappointing. Despite exceptional leadership by SPC Mahle & an advantage late, we were unable to finish well. SSG Harper, SSG Schwarber & SPC Bohm launched long range artillery to take back control. One battle tomorrow to decide it all.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

We are mere moments away from taking the battlefield behind SPC Mahle. With just 1 more victory we will vanquish the Philadelphia platoon, ending their campaign, while the draft dodging platoon in LA is awaiting us. Post battle updates to come.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

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[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

SSG Sale led our troops admirably into yesterday’s battle with the Philadelphia platoon. A hotly contested affair with much back & forth until SGT Riley landed a long range bomb, all but ending the battle. Upcoming battle updates to follow.

Love,
Spencer

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

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[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

Mother,

I am sorry for the lack of correspondence. I have spent much of our platoon’s campaign in the infirmary. I felt compelled to write & inform you of our push for October & the ultimate victory. Updates on our initial battle yesterday will come soon.

Love,
SSG Strider

[Staff Sergeant Spencer Strider @SSG_Strider]

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