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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Humble Wrestling @WrestlingHumble]

Did I just watch Nick Jackson completely no sell a perfectly connected 450 Splash😭😭😭

[margery kempe’s arrest record @TrashCatComet]

Jesus fucking Christ. When I was studying in France in 2012, we visited Chamonix, and it was still all ice and snow year-round. I have a picture of my friends and I wearing wool sweaters and scarves because it was COLD. This makes me feel sick and scared.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 NEW: The flags representing the 28 Commonwealth countries that criminalise same sex intimacy and marriage will be flown in Glasgow with a black mourning ribbon

The exhibition in Candleriggs aims to highlight the challenge of LGBT rights in Commonwealth countries

[@ScotNational]

[Victoria Freeman @v_j_freeman]

Argentina’s claim to the Falkland’s is no less imperialist than Russia’s claim to Ukraine. Both claims are based on ‘territorial integrity’ but they are trumped by the inhabitants right to self determination. The islanders have no wish to be ruled by Argentina.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[JoyToyWarhammer @JoyToyWarhammer]

The film Event Horizon should be canon in Warhammer.
Rest easy Sam Neil

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Lovely country, Norway. Been there many times. Beautiful cities and scenery, enviable ‘social contract’, unusual food, friendly people, fabulous knitwear.

But, bollocks to ‘em.

[Messmer @messmerflame148]

holy fucking tourist LMFAO making a big deal out of Tim Cain being gay when hes the fucking creator of Fallout

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Count Binface responds to the BBC unmasking him live on Newsnight

[Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarlane]

Loophole: @CountBinface’s outfits are typical business attire for his planet of origin, and any attempts to argue otherwise are blatant examples of planetary discrimination

[John Kirby @csljohnkirby]

A Pride flag at Pride is not “deeply divisive”.

You may disagree with particular politics, slogans or campaign groups, and that is fair debate.

But calling the flag itself homophobic and misogynistic is a very strange leap.

At Pride in London, the message should be simple: people should be free to live, love and belong without fear.

That should not be controversial.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"All men are created equal." - A man who owned 600 other men.

Happy 4th of July!

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

Don’t give up💪🏼🚀

[Simon Harley @simonharley]

Napoleon: “Where is Grouchy?”
Grouchy:

[Malwarebytes @Malwarebytes]

BREAKING NEWS

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Jaynez 🎮 @JaynezPlays]

Without physical games:

- Midnight launches are dead
- Collectors Editions lose half of their value
- You can’t share, trade, or sell your games
- You can’t buy used games
- If there’s a server outage, you’re shit out of luck
- YOU OWN NOTHING