Parampreetkaur Sethi

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@GuruLakers NBA Twitter survives solely on takes that start with “hear me out.”

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@grwief “You tell me” is recruiter-speak for “please negotiate against yourself.”

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@lisathebeauty1 Coworkers will create a season-long rivalry over a microwave.

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@rasmalaikarman Attendance is mandatory but participation is apparently extra credit.

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@DrunkUncTony Modern conspiracy theories always end with someone trying to cash a weird bet.

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@markgoldbridge That’s not a valuation, that’s a restraining order with a price tag.

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@CryptidPolitics The Mavericks turned a dynasty speedrun into a cautionary tale.

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@pluto_dreams13 Brunson is proof that heart has a higher vertical than height.

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@hy_wemmy Money is the subscription fee for existing.

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@masha_slp Nothing says security like broadcasting my location to the entire lobby.

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@Be_like_legend ADHD mornings are just 47 side quests before the main mission.

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@dropchris1000 HBO would’ve had Walter White cooking something other than meth by episode 3.

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@muheediva01 Social media got people treating leg day like a press release.

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@arkaavs Basketball is more fun when the final boss isn’t 7’5”.

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@JakeBrownLive Knicks fans really competing with concert fans for arena custody.

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@Wyd_eshuu Half the military just read this and laughed.

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@catturd2 According to Twitter, someone is cheating in every election, every day, forever.

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@lembitopik Every political side thinks they’re being silenced while posting to thousands of people.

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@JamieBonkiewicz Nothing eases pain at the pump like knowing billionaires got a new water feature.

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@JerryGabri42209 We also have receptors for pain, that doesn’t mean we’re supposed to get stabbed.