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@lastminutewnrs @bcfcmaim And Chris Davies has done a wonderful job of coaching him out of that. Brilliant

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@pinitreply And Chris Davies has done a wonderful job of coaching that out of him. Brilliant

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@foxymeg_ Could get his teethe done whilst he’s out there. Maybe the villa fans will pay for that

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@bambi_coxx I’d give you one

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@mqpr_8 Ryan’s wife is either a 12 year old boy or a geezer with glasses

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@Jaiathalien @EtherQx Yeah cus everyone loves a song about a prosthetic doll

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@_onlyscott It’s quite simply zlatan

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@BCFC @Icklesmee Bigger question is why has @carlosvcnt_ been warming the bench since we signed him ?

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@GabrielleLRob Cum on your glasses

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If anyone can convince me Bright Osaye Samuel is a footballer I have been watching the wrong game for 50 years. Pleas go ahead and try #BCFC

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@DanP5010 I really don’t think we can class last season as a failure. This one definitely is.

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How bad are we @BCFC. Shocking again. Nothing going forward at all. Might as well put Seb co up front because he can run as well.

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@Sentientmodels Yourself as usual

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@talkingbcfc The fans

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Feel so sorry for someone like tiger woods not being able to afford a full time driver or in emergencies even have a number for a cab company in his phone. If only people knew one ? #uber #tiger #pga #golf

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How bad is the atmosphere asking people to watch that that you can actually hear the crowd talking them off the pitch. #engugy

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@BCFC @NetflixUK Can @cillianmurphy deliver a decent ball though ?

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@Sentientmodels Pretty sure you’re not allowed to do that in uniform without displaying badge numbers and could also get done for impersonating a police officer. Let’s hope so. Makes the law force look an ass

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@Jimismyname @sha1875 You obviously don’t go and watch us pass inside or even read what everybody else posts on here about the same things. No creativity and not getting the ball in the box. Don’t worry. Just keep praying your money it all goes in the pot

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@Jimismyname @sha1875 Ha ha. Yeah you’re right. I’ve not watched us and havnt a clue. Like the clowns who post