Tweets While High

Exploring notions of reality.

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No one:
Every woman's mugshot ever:

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All these people trying to get their hands on Stanley drinking cup meanwhile I'm fat dip chilling with my Thermos brand carafe.

I'm wondering if @Thermos even still has one of these 🤭

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X = narcissism^personified. What is X? Answer in the comments 👇

#Math #Everyoneelse #Englishliterature #youtooz

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@shadihamid @Cobratate To secure bail.

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Forget buying the dip... Buy the recession. #dontbuythedip #squirreleconomics #rainydayfunding

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Right to sex? What about right to satisfaction... Yes, I would like to speak with a manager...

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I think @DangeRussWilson is just a spectacular carpet bagger. He just signed another massive deal with the Denver Broncos. We'll have to see if God will let him win in the coming seasons. RIP broncos.

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@elonmusk If we can't live like you, or at the most minimum, we can't live like our parents generation, why would we create children who will be paid low wages to wipe your butt later?

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The people fighting a 10k student loan relief plan must be fighting even harder to increase taxes on the ultra wealthy. Or they are the ultra wealthy.

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Ben Affleck on his wedding day, after Jennifer took his last name. #Bennifer

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Does anyone else think that the next civil war will also be fought over slavery but that this time it will be to free citizens from the America First Party/Republicans states?

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Why does it feel like the health insurance companies already know what I have before I do.

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Which came first time or fractions?

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BA.5 is risen...🙏

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If it walks like a duck, then do your own research and realize it's actually a horse. A horse with duck feet... And a beak... 😑

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@coldxbt Did something happen to the whole state of New Jersey?

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I'm surprised women are taking the tampon shortage seriously but aren't considering speaking with their care providers to end their periods using b/c. Periods don't have a health benefit to women and can be paused safely for years.

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I wish someone would have told me when I was younger, that one day if my parents got old enough, they would start acting like dumb teenagers. I think I would have realized much sooner that I don't want children. 😂

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What happens next? #NOPEMOVIE

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@derekjeter Finally someone newer than me! 👏