SBA SuxAss

Overpromising & Underdelivering | Spreading Misery & Despair 2 As Many Small Businesses As Possible | Ignoring Congress & All of Your Pleas 4 Help | What $10k?

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

We have written a great theme song for those attempting to get disaster assistance, particularly #EIDL grants from @SBAgov and recorded a music video we hope you enjoy. Please sing this to yourself while you wait.

https://t.co/oVXmLzeHrf

#EIDLHOAX #coronavirus #CARESAct

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

Oops! the EIDLHOAX store is https://t.co/L6QIl2sgqo

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

We are so proud to offer our SBA SuxAss T-shirt commemorating our world class screwing up of the #CARESAct #EIDL #eidladvance program. Get yours today starting at just $17.99! While supplies last!
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[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

The EIDLHOAX store URL is https://t.co/L6QIl2sgqo

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

You're going to love our new mug as much as @SBAJovita does! Get yours today for just $10.99. Maybe get an extra to send to our glorious Administrator for screwing up the #CARESAct #EIDL #eidladvance program!

https://t.co/PUzDViiYLZ

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[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

We at @SBAgov are so excited that, due to her unparalleled maladministration of the #CARESAct #EIDL / #eidladvance program, our GLORIOUS leader @SBAJovita has her own WANTED poster shirt in the #EIDLHOAX store! Get yours today starting at $17.99! https://t.co/L6QIl2sgqo

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@Worldtr16 @SBAgov Actually, we did not lose your application. We just threw it in the trash and sold your info on the dark web.

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

We have written a great theme song for those attempting to get disaster assistance, particularly #EIDL grants from @SBAgov and recorded a music video we hope you enjoy. Please sing this to yourself while you wait.

https://t.co/oVXmLzeHrf

#EIDLHOAX #coronavirus #CARESAct

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

We got tired of having to make up a new lie every time you idiots call customer service, so from now on, we will only read from a script, we will refuse to look up your #EIDL application, and we will not transfer you to someone who can. Get the message? #CARESAct #EIDLHOAX

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@SBAgov is now 0-4 in legal battles to enforce #CARESAct provisions by temporary restraining order or preliminary injunction. Man, we really excel at losing - almost as much as we excel at sucking in general! #PPP #EIDL #eidladvance #EIDLHOAX

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@hawaii_jeff @OfficialBryW @Clairepbwilson @SBAgov Here at @SBAgov, we think the baby-faced AUSA Troy Flake resembles her, so we have a plot to replace her with him just long enough to have him/her enter a ruling in our favor. We call it Operation Doubtfire Hurricane. What could go wrong with that?

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@marcorubio Thanks so much for being a good @SBAgov stooge & accentuating the positive (#PPP) while ignoring the negative (the total shit show that is #EIDL)! Your check is in the mail. We'll continue destroying smalls with our outrageous delays & unlawful #eidladvance rationing. #EIDLHOAX

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

Our new @SBAgov spox has a message for Congress, Judge Dorsey of the U.S.District Court for the District of Nevada, and all the American people who think they can force @SBAJovita to follow #CARESAct sec. 1110(e) on #EIDL / #eidladvance as written and end #EIDLHOAX :

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@hawaii_jeff @SBAJovita @SBAgov @marcorubio We at @SBAgov recognize no law as having authority over us. If we say we had discretion, we had discretion. Just drop it and be a good little roach with your small "business."

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@amyjokinsey @DekaafCovfefe It wouldn't be scary if you had actually bothered to make something out of your so-called "business" like GM or Boeing or Wal-Mart or Goldman Sachs. Small businesses suck, and everybody knows it! Long live @SBAJovita! Long live @GoldmanSachs!

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@hawaii_jeff @SBAJovita Poor Little Marco doesn't realize @SBAJovita will never answer to him. Our great leader will squash him like the bug he is. MMUUUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@hawaii_jeff Our fearless and glorious leader, the great @SBAJovita is so far above responding to lowly members of the legislative branch that she just uses their letters to alleviate the toilet paper shortage in the office. We understand your frustration during these difficult times.

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

@hawaii_jeff

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@hawaii_jeff @SBAgov The states are not involved. They cannot steal credit from us for starving out the smallest businesses. It's all on us, and we are proud of it!

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

A message from @SBAgov to small businesses: Go big or go extinct. Either way is fine with us. We just detest small businesses.

[SBA SuxAss @SSuxass]

We at @SBAgov were really worried we would not be able to kill off all truly small businesses through #EIDLHIAX #EIDL mismanagement, but the Republicans came up with a way to kill off the ones we miss. It's called Patriot Pay & we love it! #PatriotPay = #DeathToSmallBusinesses