𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅

𝒮𝐸𝐸𝑀𝒮 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒪𝒲𝐸 𝐻𝐼𝑀 𝒜𝒢𝒜𝐼𝒩.
(He/Him/Its)
HORNET VESPA • MR WPNZ PARODY - LOANSHARK AU
Multi-ship OK. Swears a lot.
DNI/F NSFW
MAIN: @floofyhydra

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

[ #SMG4RP #MVRP ]

Fancy seein' me here, isn't it?

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

fuck wait this isn't google . fuck off whoever saw that .

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

how to salvage a friendship

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

fuuuuuck. this shit is serious

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

went out to eat and this fucker @BULLSEYEHlT said I was covering him up??? do we fucking look alike

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

what the hell is happening over there.

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

What's your problem

[Spooky Kaard @im4kemyownrules]

* GODD DAMN ITTTT

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

I'm gettin' outta here..

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

SNOWBALLS???? BUDDY, I'LL HAVE YA' KNOW YOU'D LOSE THAT FIGHT.

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

GET OUT OF MY BASE . OR I’M GOING TO START THROWING SNOWBALLS IN YOUR FACE.

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

@OFFICERCAFFIENE do ya' have yerr own gravitational pull by any chance

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

You.

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

I'm just gonnnnaaaa... go heeere... and wait out the rain, yuuuup...

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

electrocuted .. drenched in rain, can this get any better.
. . . heh, actually..

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

?!?! OH FOR FUCKS-
* Starts skittering along the ceiling, ends up getting hit with the last electric projectile. *

GHGH-GGHHGH--
* CLONK, on the floor like a dying spider. *
S-S-S-SHIT HEAD.

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

OUT. GET OUT I SAY.💢

( Retracting the flyswatter to instead fire multiple large electric projectiles at them . )

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

ACK- HEY, WATCH IT. HEY--
* Runs off to a wall and climbs up the surface, he is now on the ceiling. *

I won't bother ya' nun, juuuust need to stay outta the rain! Thaaaaanks!

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

-???!
I DON’T CARE? SHOO. SHOO.

( Electric flyswatter forming out of his little gun arm. Angrily swatting away at him. )

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

Izzit out of y'err system?

* Picking at his nonexistent ear, looking away from Ten. *

Thought you were gon' blow out my audio processor, sheesh. Lemme stay for a few, it's rainin' outside.

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

GET OUT OF MY BASE. GET OUT . GET OUT. I SWORE I SORTED ALL OF THE TRASH EARLIER THERE’S NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE HERE. HAVE YOU NOT WASTED ENOUGH OF MY TIME YOU PEST-

( Ten then proceeds to berate Hornet for the next ten minutes nonstop. )

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

Ooohhh so m'not here... good to know.
* Climbs through the window and circles up to stand in front of the guy. *
Y'suuuuure? Did'ja get that fly swatter too, big guy?

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

YOU'RE STILL HERE .... .....? NO, no.
I'm *not entertaining this. You're not here .

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

Sounds like a baaaaad idea buddy... y'really wanna fall back into habit?

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

Ecks started laughing at me I might start falling back into habit . He’s going first .

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

(Re-upload. Adjusted old ref (1st img) to fit with current look(s). )

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

[ #SMG4RP #MVRP ]

Fancy seein' me here, isn't it?

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

[ MUSE ]

The loanshark SHELLVISION had been running from, no longer interested in collecting their debt after being paid off by another WPNZ variant.

Keen on working for money, will take jobs that pique his interest.

[⚡️ — 𝓒𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 @TENTH0USANDVLTS]

Okay .

[𝒟𝐸𝐵𝒯 𝒞𝒪𝐿𝐿𝐸𝒞𝒯𝒪𝑅 @ST1NGOPERATION]

just don't do that?

[Medkit_{🩻} @MedicalVension]

Laid down and hit my head on the wall. Oh my swords, I’m going to die one day and it’s going to be my fault.