Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬

Just another day in the fleet. | Parody

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

"I don't believe in no-win scenarios"

James Tiberius Kirk, Captain of the Starship Enterprise

#StarTrekRP
#StarTrekAOSRP

MDNI | 30+

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

@LtNyotaUhura_ Oh you know. The usual. Reports, reports and ... uhhh... oh right, reports.

Had a good shore leave?

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

Or a coffee. That would do too.

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

Someone stun him with a phaser, please.

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

Once again being drowned in reports.

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

@DAMMIT_JlM "Mhm. Thought I would try to get into making bottle ships." he doesn't. But he thought it was a brilliant answer considering their topic. "Should I be worried though? All that whiskey and you sound ... almost sober."

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

@DAMMIT_JlM Jim crosses his arms over his chest, satisfed that Bones listened to him for once, the smitten look on his of face not completely gone yet.

"What are you sniggering about?" he asks, an eyebrow raised. Soemething he likely has picked up from a certain someone. –

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

@DAMMIT_JlM someone up with it. Maybe start with something like.... .crossword puzzles? Or collecting something?"

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

@DAMMIT_JlM Jim smirks at that look, giving the glass yet another nudge, the message clear.

"Don't hate on the orchids. He's pretty damn good with growing them." and maybe he gets that smitten look on his face for a second.

"Yeah, the only way I see you holding a golf club is to beat –

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

@DAMMIT_JlM He gives the glass of water another nudge towards Bones.

"So you decided to spend them drunk? I know, I'm not one to talk but Bones, you need a hobby." Jim is no saint when it comes to drinking but spending his leave days drunk doesn't seem like the best choice.

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

He looks up with a grimace.

"Just one of those days." There's a heavy sigh when he says it.

"Well, no point changing. Shift is gonna end in an hour anyway." Though, he does not look forward to sit around with a wet spot on his crotch. At least the coffee wasn't too hot.

[𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @AreYaDaftLad]

“ everythin' alright , cap'n .ᐣ ”

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

"Agh, shit!"

[𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 @AreYaDaftLad]

˗ˏˋू 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙂𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙎𝘾𝙊𝙏𝙏 ु ˎˊ˗

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

He's casually sliding the bottle out of his friends reach, replacing it with a glass of water.

"I think you've had enough today, hm? Wanna tell me why you felt the need to drown yourself in booze?"

[Bones (parody) @DAMMIT_JlM]

He's fully sitting at Jim's dining table, deep in a bottle of scotch.

He wouldn't be able to tell an ass from an elbow at the moment.

[ً @MORTlSUMBRA]

⠀looking ⠀for ⠀trouble ⠀and ⠀if ⠀i ⠀cannot ⠀find ⠀itˏ ⠀i ⠀will ⠀𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 ⠀it.

[Rear Admiral Christopher Pike @CursedByTragedy]

"It's not about me anymore. It never was."

— Rear Admiral Christopher Pike

A man out of time. AU from 'A Quality of Mercy' timeline.

#StarTrekRP / MDNI

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

|| one day I will have a crew together here 🤞🏼🥹

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

One day he will manage to do reports right away so they don't pile up again.

He kindly ignores Spock's unspoken 'I told you so'

[Parody | 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘛. 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬 @STARSHlPCAPTAIN]

He needs coffee.