ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃

[𓉸ྀི ˘ 𝓎𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 ʾʿ ໒꒱ ۪۪ ྀ @hitoguiuta]

i’m always shocked when people dislike me，i have been nothing but funny ﹠ sexy to you all .ᐟ

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

i care about my space.

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

that’s a dumb argument, ryan. what are you .ᐣ french .ᐣ

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

because i don’t need it. it’ll just take up too much space.

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

hey, you’re the one who doesn’t have a laundry machine at home, momma’s boy.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

they’re dirty.

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

are you trying to offend me? because fyi, pigs are very cool animals. you look stupid.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

fine, be a pig.

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

oh well… more for me!

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

i’m not touching horse meat.

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

huh, no thanks? do it yourself, princess.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

i’m vegetarian so if you’d take the pepperoni off thanks.

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

pepperoni. how is that even a question.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

what kind?

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

having pizza in the break room, actually.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

you’re still here?

[‍ ‍𝕮h͟r͟ı͟stine. @SCHRUTECHAOS]

🦗🦗🦗 . . .

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

did you miss me?

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

https://t.co/3zjCky06zK god i’m funny

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

interview//

i stand by what i said about jim… being a lanky sack of nothing, and i want nothing less than eternal misery for both of them.

so i’m definitely going to force a wedge between them.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

who missed me :33

[𝓙𝐈𝐌 .ᐟ @TYPEWRITRS]

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𝙅𝘼𝙈𝙀��� “𝙅𝙄𝙈” 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏.

funniest office worker you’ll meet.
sarcastic quick-witted pretty boy.
bisexual. romantic. a gentleman.

nsfw. mdni. ms/mv. writer is 18+.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

@ACCOUNTlNGS &&. you’ll have to pay me a lot

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

you really like talking about me.

[𝘑𝘖𝘑𝘖 . @jojothesixth]

i hate ryan howard .

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

[ INTERVIEW ]

am i scared of jim? no. listen… he’s not intimidating, and the worst thing he could do is put my things in jello.

he’s just a little butt hurt right now, he’ll get over it.

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

pray 🙏🏽 dirty house 🏚
educated 📚 hoe 🚂
employed 💰 broke ☹️
clean pussy 🤤 stank pussy🤢
loyal 💍 5 kids🤰
faithful 👼🏼 cheater 💔

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

he nodded slowly, tilting his head slightly.

“but it’s like… get over it, it’s already done…”

[𝘑𝘖𝘑𝘖 . @jojothesixth]

“ it doesn’t matter how long ago it was . you really made me think i screwed up .

also , i don’t wanna hear about receding hairlines from you of all people , ryan . ”

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

he squinted again, before nodding slowly.

“oh yes, but that was… like 4 months ago… you gotta let go, don’t hold grudges, it recedes your hairline…”

[𝘑𝘖𝘑𝘖 . @jojothesixth]

he nods .

��� yep . i’ve still got a bone to pick with you for the whole . . . telling me pam was leaving thing . ”

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

how’s my favourite branch doing?

[ᅠᅠ ‍ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 ‍𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 @STARTEDTHEFlRE]

he’s shaking his head, scoffing.

“i mean, i’ve never had a problem with you… but i’m your arch nemesis??? i never thought what i said affected you so much…”

[𝘑𝘖𝘑𝘖 . @jojothesixth]

squinting back .

“ you’re my arch nemesis that’s what . ”