skooma steve 🧬

what’s with these homies dissin my girl

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[lily @vxylily]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me

[skooma steve 🧬 @STEPHENincaps]

Bro Snapchat is the worst. The only reason I should be getting notifs is if someone sent me a snap.

I stg if I didn’t have a 1500 day streak with my mother this app would not be taking up space on my phone

[♰ @reeceollld]

y’all don’t understand

[NoParking Berry (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @dj_berry11]

Now Stitch has taken on Lilo's job of feeding Pudge to control the weather. A great, bittersweet tribute.

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

“UsA Is OnLy GoOd beCaUSE thEY tOOk plAyERs fRoM EnGlAnD”

Yeah that’s literally how America was founded bozo, welcome to humanity’s melting pot😭✌️✌️✌️✌️

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

I’ve seen enough just hand us the Lombardi or whatever the trophy’s called

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"WHY DIDN'T I BUY BITCOIN IN 2010?"

Me in 2010

[Bell Bearing Hunter @bellbearinghunt]

« Ok this time I will do a magic build »

15 seconds later :

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The live-action Dungeon Crawler Carl show has been officially greenlit at Peacock

Seth MacFarlane will executive-produce the adaptation of the best-selling LitRPG book series

[skooma steve 🧬 @STEPHENincaps]

Super mid vs extra mid

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Chick-fil-A has lost its spot as America’s top-rated fast food chain after an 11-year run, with Jersey Mike’s now taking the lead.

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

It's official: buying isnt owning
Which means piracy isn't theft

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Who would’ve thought that forcing ads every 15 minutes would make young people look for ad-free alternatives?

[skooma steve 🧬 @STEPHENincaps]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

If done right this series could be an ALL timer 😎

[ScreenTime @screentime]

The Dungeon Crawler Carl live-action series has been officially greenlit at Peacock

Seth MacFarlane will executive-produce the adaptation of Matt Dinniman’s hit LitRPG books

[SleeperChiefs @SleeperChiefsKC]

▫️Tampering over Jeremy Maclin cost the Chiefs their 2016 third-round pick.

▫️Lacking that draft asset, Kansas City was outbid by Denver for quarterback Paxton Lynch.

▫️Chiefs trade down and draft Chris Jones.

▫️Trade up the next year to select Patrick Mahomes.

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

this just makes me so sad… I truly despise how greedy, corporatized and manufactured the world has become.

[Hudi Productions @hudsononeill15]

Really wish this was a Dome with no personality and history. It would make this moment so much cooler.

[Tim Kawakami @timkawakami]

These grass World Cup fields inside NFL stadiums are great.

Too bad NFL owners won't do this for ... checking this ... their own players.

[Nate3️⃣ @Nate_Knows_Ball]

Imagine someone telling you 10-15 years ago the Chiefs would be good enough that you’d be called a bandwagon