Shannon Edmonds

As a dog returns to his vomit, so I log onto this platform again. (Prv 26:11) #HookEm #ATOBTTR #COYS #txlege

[Shannon Edmonds @STEdmonds512]

If you have to ask where I am this weekend, then you don’t know me very well. #HookEm

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Red River Showdown

Texas. OU. Here we go 🤘

[Shannon Edmonds @STEdmonds512]

@3SeveralDays Jack Stick (R-Austin)

[Konstantin Toropin @KToropin]

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[Scotty Grays IMCF @ScottyGrays]

People are forgetting that the USMNT can just re-hire Pochettino when United fires him in 12 months

USMNT gets $10m
Pochettino gets $25m

and we end up back in the same place

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Republicans losing Aggieland fits the thesis that the Texas GOP crossed the line from Texas Crazy into Florida Weird. They got so scammy and phantasmic that even folks who are willing to suspend the laws of reality and physics every Fall Saturday were like, "nah dawg." -OS

[Shannon Edmonds @STEdmonds512]

Working theory from a weekend of flying: #Youthsports is single-handedly propping up the airline and hotel industries.

Travel athletes seen at hotels and airports this weekend:
Baseball
Softball
Volleyball
Tennis
Soccer
Rowing (yes, rowing)

[Shannon Edmonds @STEdmonds512]

@Forrest4Trees @elonmusk Didn’t he recently strike a deal with Louisiana for a coastal stake that dwarfs Starbase in TX?

[Shannon Edmonds @STEdmonds512]

@longhornderek

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Do you realize how bad you have to govern for this to happen?

[Juliegrace Brufke @juliegraceb]

There really is a Veep scene for everything.

[Carlo Lancellotti @_CLancellotti]

One would enjoy Trump getting what he deserves for his malice and incompetence, except for the almost certainty that the other side has learnt nothing and will just repeat the mistakes that made Trump possible to begin with.

[Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks]

It took me a while to remember to check: All Democratic candidates for the Texas Supreme Court, the Court of Criminal Appeals, and the 15th Court of Appeals are currently winning by at least 15 points.

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

You ever tour the damage after a Texas tornado? Some things are wiped out and some things are inexplicably still standing.

Could be like that today.

Happy Election Day, y'all.

[🤘Lawson🤘 @mattlawson99]

I know today is a big day for our nation. But no matter what the results show tonight, let’s try to be civil to one another. It’s only the first ranking from the CFP, after all.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Movie magic.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Whatever happened to saying “Trick or Treat” as soon as the door opens? Half of the kids just stand there like deer in the headlights. I’m still loading up everybody with candy but this is a time-honored tradition. Coach ‘em up, parents.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when using your credit card required someone to pull out this thing and CHA CHUNK you.

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Jerry Seinfeld reveals his four favorite Seinfeld episodes of all time.

Jerry Seinfeld: “Okay, my four, not in chronological order. And I actually gave this a little thought.”

Host: “Wow. Did you do a little work? What thoughts did you give it?”

Jerry Seinfeld: “I gave it some thought.”

Host: “Did you watch any?”

Jerry Seinfeld: “No, I don’t need to watch it. I did them. I was there.”

“The Contest. The Soup Nazi. The Merv Griffin Show, because I love that premise. And the Marine Biologist.”

Host: “Wow. Do you want to go over how those came to be?”

Jerry Seinfeld: “The Contest doesn’t require an explanation. The Soup Nazi doesn’t either. Just the idea of the word ‘Nazi’ in the episode, it’s a Jewish show. It was just such a great, fun thing to do.”

“The Marine Biologist, that was the best story tie-in finish to an episode we ever did. Jason’s speech at the end makes that.”

Larry David: “Yeah, that’s true.”

Jerry Seinfeld: “And the Merv Griffin Show, because Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set in a dumpster and sets it up in his apartment. So just based on that one sentence, enough said.”

“They’re all high-concept shows.”

“I toyed with The Boyfriend and The Merv Griffin Show. I kind of went back and forth because I really liked The Boyfriend.”

Host: “Yo, that’s a penalty. You can’t mention the fifth one. You can only say what you said.”

Jerry Seinfeld: “I’m just conversing. It’s a podcast.”

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

Don’t have political commercials during the World Series talking about child sex traffickers.

[Shannon Edmonds @STEdmonds512]

@CodyCarpentier Ohio State losing in OT to Div. III Heidelberg (OH) University in the opening round of a 24-team CFP

[Justin Stapley @JustinWStapley]

Every election cycle without fail.