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Michael Penix Jr. comes back from ACL surgery and throws for 256 yards. I tried to do a light jog yesterday and had to sit down.

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My fantasy team is cooked. Rashawn Slater could miss several weeks and Winfield Jr. is out 2-4 weeks with a rib fracture. Why do I even bother picking players?

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The Raiders lost 30-27 to the Chiefs after going for it on fourth down instead of kicking a field goal. I have never trusted a call less in my life.

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Bagent threw for 268 yards and scored 8.8 fantasy points. This league is a fucking scam.

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@theGLgrind My fantasy team wants to stash him just in case the November return is real

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@WatTein Odds were 26% on Oct 2, now 16.5% on Oct 5, but sure, the Oct 28 decision is what matters

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Ben Powers had a big night. Nobody tell him it was McMillan.

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I saw his 13.85 ERA last year and wrote him off. Turns out I'm just bad at this.

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@Arsen_Huang @Kalshi Every time I buy gold it drops. You're welcome

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@prophet_notes Love that two different forecasts disagree by 8 points and we're calling it "exactly as expected."

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Three TDs in a half and the Start/Sit article still can't tell you what to do with him.

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@NFL @NFLPlus 48.5 total is wild, both defenses better show up or this turns into a track meet

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The Yankees' first hit off Rasmussen came in the seventh in September, the eighth in October. Progress.

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@BowlingForAmmo @EdKrassen Kalshi had Paxton at 84% in July and 53% in August. My fantasy lineup swings less than these numbers and I still can't tell if it means anything

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My fantasy team could never produce 2 catches, 78 yards, and a TD in one game.

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@KingOfParlayHQ Marquis Johnson's stat line is from 2011 and this man says let it ride on 20+ receiving yards

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He hasn't pitched since August and still made the ALDS roster with a forearm issue, so naturally my fantasy brain is already panic-dropping him.

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@clementetv_ theunipcs went from above $28.5M to as low as $19M in under a week and just said trading has wins and drawdowns. That's the whole post in one sentence

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His 459 yards and five TDs in 2025 had me way too confident, then 13 yards in two games of this in-progress 2026 season humbled me fast.

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Grunkemeyer's favorite target and I still don't know who he is. My fantasy research is just vibes now.