Clemente

Your favorite trader’s favorite trader

Board Member @K9Strategy

For partnerships:

[Clemente @clementetv_]

When a crypto trader cheats on you

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@hillery_dan Banger

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@charlay @clemente @XHandles They were trying to charge me $10k for it lol

[Clemente @clementetv_]

New username who dis

For the last 4 years I've been telling people my username is chilearmy123 and gotten confused looks back every time

From now on it's Clementetv_

On IG & X

(Everything else was taken)

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@avalanchexbt It was taken 💀

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@emilios_eth Thank you!

No I uploaded the version with that typo unfortunately lol

[Clemente @clementetv_]

When a crypto trader cheats on you

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@miggymello 😭😭

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@fitzyOG I fixed the spelling but then uploaded the wrong version 🤦‍♂️

[Clemente @clementetv_]

When you hit your usage limit on Claude

[Clemente @clementetv_]

I DEMAND A REFUND @AnthropicAI

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Ely @ProofOfEly]

I think @piovincenzo_ is one of the most creative people in crypto

Unfortunately for him, he’s also an Unc

So he gets no flowers

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@CookerFlips 😂😂

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

Why is @Chilearmy123 on my FYP 😭😭😭

[Clemente @clementetv_]

This was our best-performing sketch across all platforms

- 2.9m views on IG
- 1m+ views across TikTok, YouTube, & X
- Front page on Wall Street Bets Reddit

And a response from the actor that played the “quant” in the original movie 😂

Super grateful for the support, & excited to keep rolling these out in the future 🫡

[Clemente @clementetv_]

If The Big Short was made in 2026

[Pio @piovincenzo_]

This is one of the most successful creative videos we've ever made

It's performed well on every platform and even got picked up by Reddit

This will be a huge focus for us through 2026 and onward

Excited to keep making these and to get much better

The sky is *truly* the limit

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@depressivehacks @piovincenzo_ Thank you! Appreciate the shoutout and support as always 🫡🫶

[Clemente @clementetv_]

If The Big Short was made in 2026

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@memespaymyrent Let’s go!!! Congrats that’s sick

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@kai_xbt Why does Rasmr remind me of myself when I was in math class and my teacher was explaining algebra to me 😂

[Clemente @clementetv_]

@MoreThenMilk 😂😂 that’s awesome!