Ramses II

200 wives, 100 sons, 60 daughters #GetAtMe

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLSocrates I had 200 wives so I obviously wasn't desperate. I promoted them by marrying them marrying me

[King Henry II @STL_KingHenryII]

@STL_Akhenaten you mean messed up until @STLRamses cleaned everything.

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@StLeonidas unrelevant because nothing bad happened. I married King Hittites daughter so I obviously did something right

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLPericles it wasn't my fault Egypt got invaded, I even built walls to protect them when I was alive

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLPericles I built temples and cities for my ppl, they worshiped me as a god that's why there are so many things in my honour #iwasloved

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

Y'all are hating on me for marrying my daughters, but they should be grateful that I even payed attention to them with 160 kids #StopHating

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLDiocletian I love all 160 of them, I even married 2 of them. But that has nothing to do with me being a great King of Egypt, which i was

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLNebuchadnezz It was unnecessary how u handled it Physically destroying everything, ending the First Temple& starting the Jewish Diaspora

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

My beautiful architecture; Abu Simbel

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@stlcleopatra Octavian defeated the combined forces of u and Antony at the Battle of Actium, so within that year u both commit suicide...

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLNebuchadnezz no it was unnecessary. And at least I didn't have rebellions within my own army...

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLNebuchadnezz Both your invasions in Jerusalem were horrific #YoureAMadMan

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLConstantine okay that makes sense, even though very cruel, but than why did you kill your wife-- Empress Fausta?

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLConstantine why did you have your eldest son Crispus, by Minervina, seized and put to death by "cold poison"? #WorstFather

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLachilles I built temples and cities for my people, restored their religion, and had great military strength. So yes I am a great king.

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLNero the construction of your “golden palace" made you raise taxes wherever you could and even take religious treasures #GreatJob

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STLAlexTheGreat b/c Diogenes didnt seek u out, u go seek him out and the only thing he says to you is "Stand a little out of my sun" HA

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STL_LiLkingJohn as soon as u inherited the throne u embarked on extortion and other abuses #HowDumb no wonder no one liked you

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STL_LiLkingJohn Your nobles hated you so much that they forced you to place your seal upon the Magna Carta (which limited your power)

[Ramses II @STLRamses]

@STL_LiLkingJohn You only inherited the throne of England because you outlived the rest of your brothers #AllLuck