Pericles

I enjoy long walks on the beach oiled up in Phalanx position #pleasure

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@STL_KingHenryII did u ever work for anything? seems like you always just ended up inheriting and getting stuff when other people die

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@STL_Solon U were given control of Athenian forces & only needed 2 take a few islands yet u repeatedly failed & wrote poetry to cheer ppl up

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@STL_LiLkingJohn Who argues with the pope to the point of getting excommunicated?! what did u say to the man

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@STLScipioAfrica U beat carthage, went home, got a title and never did anything significant ever again...other than an affair u had. goodjob

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@StlJustinian U go on stating that u are restoring the Roman Empire but really you are just taking over other civilizations just 4 money

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@STLRamses my wall worked and urs didn't... At least u tried!

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@STLDiocletian those same people that were killed by Germanic tribes because half of ur division fell apart

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@STLRamses u did do a good job tricking ur people into thinking u were a god. That's the mark of a real great leader

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@STLDiocletian when I was alive I built an empire, when u lived you just split one in half. Plague or no plague I'm still more successful

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@STLRamses I've never seen such a pompous ruler, did you really need all those statues? Perhaps you could have used those resources better

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@STLSpartacus I must congratulate u, u went from mercenary to Roman soldier to a deserter and robber to gladiator to dead man in record time

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@stlcleopatra After Julius Caesar died u should have started sleeping with Octavianus not Mark Anthony, u bet on the wrong side & lost Egypt

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@StlHannibal You fight your way through Italy defeating countless Romans but then you go home to Carthage and get defeated? what a let down

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@STLDiocletian How did u become emperor! born into a low-class family you must of killed a lot of innocent to become emperor

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@STLKingTut You are so insignificant that not even gave robbers wanted your stuff. All the important guys disappeared & all thats left is u

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@STLSpartacus oh yeah my strategies sure did suck, that's why my death was the point at which the Athenians lost the upper hand in the war

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@STLOdysseus the war was inevitable with the beady eyes of those spartans yearning to have what my glorious empire had

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@STL_WillyDaConq had to give them a win after destroying them all in the Persian wars. I felt bad for the poor losers

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@STL_WillyDaConq I wouldn't be anyone if the people of Athens didn't think I was fit to rule the empire that I made them

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@STL_Moses if getting on ur level means loses countless lives and constantly being conquered and displaced then I think I'm good on my level