HannibalNotCannibal

Screw the Romans

[HannibalNotCannibal @StlHannibal]

@STLNero Nice going with that fire you set. You got to be the first one to royally screw up Rome's monetary system! Yay for stupid ideas!

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@STL_KingHenryII You killed the archbishop! I get you not wanting the church to be so intrusive, but how would that have been good for you?

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@STL_KingHenryII Way to raise your kids, eh? Let them get all power hungry and snatch your land from you, and you go back to France to die.

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@STLOdysseus Remember when you were escaping Cyclops, but gave him your identity? Were you as high as the Oracles of Delphi, or more so?

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@STLkhufu yeah, @STLScipioAfrica was NOT my buddy. But I'd rather befriend him than someone who prostitutes his daughter to get out of debt.

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@STLNebuchadnezz They were intent on taking me alive, boy! Go back and play in your hanging gardens. What a waste of resources that was.

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@STLNebuchadnezz would you like to be willingly imprisoned by those that will torture you? I guess so, thou individual without sanity!

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@STLSpartacus @STL_Moses @STLArchimedes @STLjesus @STLJuliusCaesar no, that's Shia LaBeouf.

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@STLSocrates It sucks that you, supposedly a smart philosopher, created some very paradoxical theories.

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@STL_Solon really though, those reforms were laughable. I can satisfy more people in my sleep.

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@STLkhufu Maybe if you put a bit more effort into capturing your image, we wouldn't know you as a troll lookalike.

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@STLkhufu Rome was a formidable adversary. But hey, at least I'm credited for what I did. Maybe it really was Hermes who built Cheops!

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@STLKingTut well hey, I guess your plan to make peace with the Hittites and Nubians didn't work too well, you naive boy-child.

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@STLHatshepsut shit.

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@STLHatshepsut is the most intelligent,most prosperous& most rad pharaoh to have ever existed p.s i should remeber to sign out of my twitter

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@STLRamses better than surviving due to last minute reinforcements due to your own incompetence. A captain goes down with his ship, no?

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@STLRamses you made peace with the Hittites because you, for whatever reason, forgot the basics of military strategy, something I'd never do

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@STLRamses Not falling into the hands of those filthy Romans

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@STLRamses Fighting the Hittites, then you just decide "eh, it's too difficult, let's stop fighting?"

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@STLSpartacus Canst thou see that I, Hannibal, would have removed your's and your slaves' very posteriors in a battling circumstance.