Khufu

I built some sick pyramids

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@StlHannibal how unfortunate that your buddy scipio defeated you at the battle of zama guess you werent that strong of a general after all

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLAugustus_Cae good job on planning out who your successor would be on the thrown after your death..you only caused confusion & arguments

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLConstantine Pathetic how u came off as such a supporter of christianity yet you only got baptized when you were almost dying

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLDiocletian you hated the christians so much yet after all your acts of persecution, years later christianity is the largest religion

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLScipioAfrica u killed so many more innocent people relentlessly..either way ur army was never as great as hannibals u beat him by fluke

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLSocrates you annoyed all the upper class in athens and you were so extremely corrupt dont know why plato liked u so much

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STL_Moses although u parted the red sea &led the israelites out of slavery u drowned the roman soldiers&killed them..killing is killing

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLOdysseus you were not a leader at all, you were manipulative and put all your people in danger next time think things through better

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLSpartacus ur revolt was ultimately a failure u only ended up killing more slaves and concept of slavery did not change in roman society

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STL_KingHenryII lol at least i didnt have a failed marriage and imprisoned my own wife but at least you got the land you wanted from her

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STL_Solon solons little too similar to salmon guess i cant take u seriously either..lol ur reforms just pissed all the aristocrats off

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLKingTut ur only famous bc they didnt loot out ur tomb like the rest in the valley of kings and Howard Carter found u and ur treasures

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@stlcleopatra ur attempt with Marc Antony to form ur own eatern empire apart from rome was the biggest failure u could have caused urself

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@StlHannibal rome won the 1st&last punic war because u werent capable of destroying rome itself looks like u werent that great of a general

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLHammurabi justice? if they were so just pretty sure we'd still be using them today;historians&politics&law have learned from ur mistakes

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLHammurabi ur ridiculous code of law was too literal&just an excuse for u to act out on ur psychopathic desires of chopping off limbs

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLNebuchadnezz you made no political contributions instead went around like godzilla crushing all of jerusalem and causing the diaspora

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLachilles i contributed to one of the greatest monumental architectures in ancient egypt ..at least my name isnt associated with weakness

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STL_LiLkingJohn you were such a poor king they had to make you sign the magna carta to limit your power lol #consitiuationllaw

[Khufu @STLkhufu]

@STLachilles its a shame how u let your anger on Hector ruin ur honor..was it really nessesary to drag him through the dirt #angerproblems