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stomach-sleeper #ponyup

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@soIoucity Who needs Michael Buffer when we got Netflix Buffer.

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@SeveredLegs @RedditCFB No, they signed the grant of rights to sell their media rights

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@RobDenBleyker https://t.co/q5Hs4mGzuZ

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@SickosCommittee SMU is Teflon

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@byEliHoff I have to imagine Eli had coached the team during the timeout to sprint to the ball and clock it if the catch was successful.

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@alex_kirshner https://t.co/O7OnFidePC

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@RobFoxThree @lizbluhall We’re still getting yearly melanoma scrapings from our Dykes years; use SPF when in the Sonny, folks.

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@dandoelling @MattSebek @ArtButSports Gotta tag the photographer for him to use it

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@SickosCommittee I have said my catechism and am ready to hear the liturgy of the Blood god from pastor @JasonKirk_fyi

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@rodger He’s made of electricity and 2 hands completes the circuit

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@keegsdotcom in the wilderness, brotherhood is a fickle thing

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@edsbs Name the second moon Al

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@ShutdownFullcas @edsbs @HollyAnderson @celebrityhottub @JasonKirk_fyi Oh, I had my order of operations incorrect. I thought that the second moon tweet came after Wednesday’s pod and you had spoken it into existence with your chaotic powers again.

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@edsbs @HollyAnderson @celebrityhottub @JasonKirk_fyi WHAT HAVE YOU DONE @ShutdownFullcas

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Earth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th.

The asteroid known as a ‘mini-moon’ is expected to make a single orbit journey around Earth, ending on November 25th.

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@JourdanRodrigue

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@bschaeffer12 I think that would have been good from 70. Towering. Majestic.

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“You get Hoynes.”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What is the best TV episode ever?

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@RobFoxThree 133 FBS teams have allowed a point. Couldn’t be me.