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connecting and creating relatable content about weed.☘️

[STONED @STONED0x]

No stress 😌 👌

[7up @thugglikeshine]

student was talking shit and ends up getting knocked out

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Yesterday at work these two 12-year-old boys came through my checkout and I immediately thought, oh boy.

Kids shopping by themselves are always complete agents of chaos.

They’re either the funniest customers you’ll have all day or they’re about to make your life miserable.

Thankfully these two were actually really polite.

When I finished scanning everything I asked,

“Do you guys want a receipt?”

One of them reached into his backpack, pulled out some completely random receipt, held it up, and said,

“Do YOU?”

I completely lost it.

What a power move.

When will I ever be that funny?

[Neon @fw_Neon]

My high ass pausing my music to check if the siren is in the song or outside 😂🤦

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

2026 2ND HALF STRAIGHT WIN!

[Zachariah @Sweetbrokeboii]

I don't wanna be around nothing but motivation, Marijuana and money 💸🦋

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

See as the jersey clean abi? Oya retweet and come and buy yours from me🙏🏻🙏🏻

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

The money here >>>

[𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗺🇵🇹 🇧🇷🥶 @Dearxlimmm]

To be honest, were you there? 🤔

[Reginald @7_reggie]

Cleaning your room is so therapeutic

[STONED @STONED0x]

@Ghostvariables You can't tell, broski 😅🤣

[STONED @STONED0x]

When kids teach their parents how to smoke weed 😆😅

[STONED @STONED0x]

@KONGC0DE For real ?

[Šcøttvēē 🇵🇹 @MeScottvee]

If we catch thief this period we no go loud am,na to gather share wetin him go thief

[Ismail AZ🐾 @Ismail_Az_LFC]

Which school punishment pain you pass growing up?

[Mr @tolatheenigma]

Watching Portugal and Vitinha at 12am is pure torture. I hope he warms that bench very well today.

[Mavery @Maveryru]

Which Nigerian slang are you tired of hearing?

[HIgh £veryone🤍😈 @highevery1]

Do you love smoking alone or with your friends?

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

cheating on me is easy, explaining to your parents why I'm standing on your front porch with a rocket launcher isn't

[MindsetZen @mindsetzen_]

i no longer believe that everyone who stays deserves to, or that everyone who leaves was wrong to go.

[ily @luhyoumf]

you don’t have to explain why you’re choosing yourself this time. just do it.