STO

Former cue caller, current Boobologist, hopeless Duranie. She/her.

[STO @STOgonewild]

I got a DNA kit for my dog for Christmas. She’s gonna FREAK when she finds out she’s adopted!!!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

22 now confirmed dead in Maine.
Fuck your thoughts and prayers.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Russia has lost half their military against #Ukraine and is about to lose territory they illegally held since 2014.

This fact makes those infected with MAGA brain worms angry. Be a shame if this was retweeted

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[STO @STOgonewild]

@unionofleball Yes, please! Cheeky pics of Simon are my favorites!!!

[STO @STOgonewild]

@mattcia0075 @DailyDuranie My thoughts exactly… meh.

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#VegasBorn | #UKnightTheRealm

[STO @STOgonewild]

Vegas is going bonkers.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Meet Florida’s newest drag queen, Anita Pardon. 😉

[STO @STOgonewild]

My special talent is that I pick the wrong lane 100% of the time. (Traffic, grocery checkout, currently at the drive-up oil change place.) 🙄

[STO @STOgonewild]

I have watched this 13,762 times, and I laughed every time.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

43 years ago I blew my load

[STO @STOgonewild]

An ancient man in a truck (of course) just mansplained to me how the green arrow on a traffic light gets triggered. On a road I’ve been driving on for 20 years. 🙄 I hate people.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Remember the Texas shooter didn't act alone.

He was assisted by 50 Senators, 210 House members, and the NRA.

[Howard Sherman @HESherman]

Are You There Godot? It’s Me, Margaret.

[Vital Vegas @VitalVegas]

Vegas-related: Hooters and Twin Peaks have kids menus.

[STO @STOgonewild]

I don’t think I’m capable of putting into words how much I love Diet Coke.

[STO @STOgonewild]

@lorihamill @EncoresClub Lol. I LOVE this idea.

[Arena Flowers @ArenaFlowers]

Tip: When people say "I can't believe it's March already!" simply direct their attention to a calendar and offer to explain how it works.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Pool season begins in one week