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[Magpie @SZizhen]

@AnyaM8_ Ur just not doing it for him anymore sorry

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@ringframe She is a ghoul

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@reginalddhunter Wow that is vile

[Magpie @SZizhen]

Fuck pig inclusion at pride #fuckthepolice

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I hate it when people call it an "MRI machine." like what do you think the M stands for

[Magpie @SZizhen]

This is so real I teared up a little and not in a good way

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

A PhD is when your supervisor gradually becomes convinced that you know what you’re doing, and you gradually become convinced that neither of you does.

[Magpie @SZizhen]

They aren’t even plants

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

Once had an argument with a friend re: whether mushrooms are vegetables. I insisted they were. He didn't. We checked Wikipedia. "Mushrooms, despite not being plants, are typically not considered vegetables." Very strange wording. Check history. That fucker edited the page 5 minutes ago

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Jokes aside, here's the following scenario. None of the other main parties stand. @CountBinface does. He becomes the magnet for anti-Reform votes. We've seen significant tactical voting in the past. What sort of % does the noble Count need to get to see Farage embarrassed...

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@JamesMelville Cheese

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@neontaster It’s not even good sci-fi

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@meowkoteeq I think this is a situation unique to you that native English speakers in general are not equipped to answer

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@crowleysbowie Just read the fanfic

[NPD @N_P_D_]

@The_Forty_Four

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Mexico vs England 9 million feet above sea level at the “Azteca stadium”

[rosie @nickyn0mates]

i'm still cracking up at the sheep trying to understand god 😭

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@ConinaUK Cheers to that friend may they forever suffer

[FPL Olympian @FPLOlympian]

Good luck to England tonight 😶‍🌫️

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@nicolelampert @EdinburghUni Wonderful students I would be so proud

[Magpie @SZizhen]

@amelia_tweetz Nah it’s cos she hangs out with a bunch of Zios and child abusers