Yeaaa...that guy

I too...ain’t shit.

[Yeaaa...that guy @S_Counts]

Some things never change

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Company greed is the reason why

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

They published a 900-page book in 2023 that told everyone exactly what they planned to do if/when Trump won.

Many people chose not to believe them.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

You can run a strict program all you want to, that’s why ain’t nobody over there. Y’all ain’t even ranked. Spring game empty as fuck. No fanfare.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

My deal to marry Zendaya is 95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on telling her and getting her to accept.

[avery @chitownavery]

doctors declaring me medically braindead after a failed ben simmons jumper implant

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

A.I. was so cold at 6 ft nigga had Bean taking sabbaticals to Guadalupe to learn from sharks how to get a fuckin stop omg 😂

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.

[🤠 @iluvbvnny]

introverted romantics be like i'm gonna find my soulmate but i'm not leaving my bedroom to do it

[Rico Gates @TrustSwisho]

There’s not a single human being that is close fame wise to Mike.

[MaxPreps @MaxPreps]

A high school sport we can all get behind. ♨️

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Fam

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

People focus on daddy issues due to absent dads, but mothers can be present and mess you up psychologically. Like emotionally unavailable mothers, mothers that are jealous, verbally/psychically/emotionally abusive mothers, mothers that have no friends or partner and made you play that role, mothers that are possessive, controlling mothers, mothers that infantilise you, mothers that coddle you and wrap you in bubble wrap, neglectful mothers etc.

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

[Mike @Wescott464348]

Jasmine Crockett: I am so SICK of hearing "History will judge them."
Judge them now. With judges.

Do you agree with Jasmine Crockett?

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

Again… this is what your tithes and offerings should be used for.