𝕾𝖆𝖙𝖞𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖞

If it’s going to happen we already reported it. Satyrine’s ONLY newspaper of record.

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BREAKING: @The_NOTION_ and their staff are as sinister as their editor, @EditorOfNotions. Shock of the century!

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@jisenji @catafalque9 @EditorOfNotions @draemonine @janusite @The_NOTION_ Unlike yours, whose has come and gone already without second thought.

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Oh, @jisenji. Keep trying to stay relevant, and we’ll keep publishing news that people care about.
Seriously, Congrats... you’ve finally found your place. In obscurity. https://t.co/NIoe4YEELd

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Please, continue this witch hunt founded only in your bitterness. Inflammatory and libelous articles in a rag such as @The_NOTION_ will only seat deeper what you already know, @jisenji; that you are a hack, a has-been, and undeserving of even having your name within our archives. https://t.co/qTPC23kLOy

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BREAKING: Triumvirate unveil groundbreaking new Emotion Mill to be erected in Undisclosed location in Satyrine, citing volatility of Ash Gardens as growing concern over Orb supply.
#InvisibleSunRPG

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@EditorOfNotions @jisenji @The_NOTION_ @PunQuillity @gkeamy @VafeR Well if it isn’t THE Editor. Anagram for Do It There. As in, not here.

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@The_NOTION_ @janusite @draemonine Apologies, my dear. I meant suppository.

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@janusite @draemonine Records such as ours make not for great food for sustenance, but great food for thought. Quite unlike the substance @The_NOTION_ produces... of which the only value is that of a respository for the inconsequential and indiscriminate cattle feed.

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@draemonine @janusite @jisenji @catafalque9 @EditorOfNotions @The_NOTION_ @WisePapaGrant @MonteCookGames Why yes, that is our brand. Our Shadow correspondent brought back with her a stellar recipe. The oak you smell is taken straight from The Green. And those broken promises? Well, just ask @jisenji about those.

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@catafalque9 @janusite @jisenji @EditorOfNotions @The_NOTION_ @WisePapaGrant @MonteCookGames @draemonine I’ve got an open desk in the nooroom. We’re a ‘work your way up from the bottom’ kind of organization. I can guarantee you more Truth in ONE of our noosphere exchanges than a lifetime @The_NOTION_ .
-Reviats

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@catafalque9 @janusite @jisenji @EditorOfNotions @The_NOTION_ @WisePapaGrant @MonteCookGames @draemonine You called? Finally thinking about turning a new leaf in your career?

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@janusite @EditorOfNotions @gkeamy @The_NOTION_ It is well known that SI reporter Haverfordson pioneered the statistics that most Darkball fans agree best represent the sport.

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@janusite @EditorOfNotions @gkeamy @The_NOTION_ Patently false. Typical NOTION lies. SI has been reporting on Darkball since its inception.

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@catafalque9 @jisenji @EditorOfNotions @jisenji has always had a penchant for reporting news that no one cares about. I must confess, this lizard obsession may be my fault. Ever since he was issued his Infinite Lizard, he’s had an unhealthy relationship with them.
PS Return Bernard! We know he’s still alive!
-Reviats

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@jisenji One would be wise not to listen to the ramblings of an embittered has-been employed by such a 'respected' tabloid as @The_NOTION_. Satyrine Infinitely remains committed to promoting free thought, NOT indoctrination like other news organizations would have you believe.

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Tomorrow marks the 50th anniversary of SI's 'Thoughts for Tots' program. To celebrate, we will be giving away 50 Free Thoughts to each and every at risk youth in Satyrine. SI believes everyone should have the right to think freely. Here's to another 50 years! #ThinkFreely