The Editor

[Lower Taverswood Gazette @taverswood]

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[Lower Taverswood Gazette @taverswood]

Tocks are like ticks but instead of feeding on a creature's Certes they feed upon the personal time of people's Qualia.

If you find yourself wondering where your afternoon went out why years seem shorter, please seek medical help.

[Lower Taverswood Gazette @taverswood]

Chef Rhea in fartown is selling the first ever banana.

A banana is a fruit that so far has only been found in Shadow. So fast any attempt to bring a banana out of shadow has caused it ripen to rot instantly. A Vislae interviewed said "it's close I think, it's hard to remember"

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@The_NOTION_ In my office. NOW.

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@illisandre @The_NOTION_ @Shadizar @S_Infinitely @jisenji @draemonine @catafalque @janusite @ExactMeldrum @catafalque9 @Bismuth37848095 a) Thank you, as always, for your editorial rigor in not using words such as h**lthy which can get us in trouble with the Triumvirate

b) This is a FASCINATING shift, and may have dire implications. Also, do the larger swaths of time not cause you some level of indigestion?

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@The_NOTION_ @Shadizar Ah, we will look into it then.

Do they have references? After the recent business with @S_Infinitely , we CAN’T BE TOO CAREFUL. @jisenji STILL haunts us.

@draemonine @catafalque @janusite @illisandre @ExactMeldrum @catafalque9 @Bismuth37848095 @, any thoughts?

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@1Obefiend Anyone willing to explain to an English speaker? 😬

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@janusite @The_NOTION_ CHERISE!

(The Editor would like to apologize to both January Makamba and The Janusite for this conflation.)

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@leo_p_miller @The_NOTION_ Submit your article to [email protected].

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@leo_p_miller @The_NOTION_ The Truth will next bleed at twilight, Monday forthcoming. We have a few column inches available on our front page, if you’d care to submit a brief article about this SUSPICIOUS occurrence.

Otherwise, I will have Cherise announce the story via Twættyr.

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@janusite @The_NOTION_ @draemonine @DarcyLRoss @AdiraSlattery @OneShotRPG @MonteCookGames I always appreciate your omnitimeliness, Janusite.

Now PLEASE focus on the task that will be at hand...

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NOW.

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@catafalque9 Gah!

Baby, don’t hurt me,
Don’t hurt me,
No more.

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@ShannaGermain @MonteJCook Believe us, we understand.

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@jisenji @catafalque9 @draemonine @janusite It has.

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

Untrue.

I once knew an Iterant Stone, an Apostate who… Dabbed.

[Game Raccoon, Nonbinary Procyon Fairy @WhoTweetedThis]

Rejected Invisible Sun Fortes:

🔸Keeps Stumbling and Dropping Their Papers
🔸Dabs
🔸Writes Concise Recipe Blogs
🔸Unlike You, Is Not Filled With Worms
🔸Is A Top Eight World Record Spelunky Speedrunner
🔸Knows, Just, So Many Birds
🔸Brings the Funk
🔸Turns Shame Into Biscuits

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@catafalque9 Parties have Meaning. Tragic Parties, moreso.

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@The_NOTION_ @MonteCookGames “K-Tav”. Eeeesh.

Why do I hire these people?

[The Editor @EditorOfNotions]

@RayVallese @The_NOTION_ @jisenji @MC_BETAMAX @catafalque9 @DarcyLRoss @jimthelinguist @ShannaGermain @AlanLinic @betamax ATTN: RAY

Editor-to-Editor, just let us say:
This NOTION you’ve got, that you OWN YOUR OWN thoughts, is a FRAGMENT OF SHADOW that’s STRAIGHT FROM THE GREY. Your lipsum is showing, here’s INDIGO TRUTH: your PLACEHOLDER COPY is a Scourge on your couth.

STET.

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