S

not beating the cunt allegations

[S @S_L_HL]

me @brendan_pasley

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Monthly reminder that women want to be taken on an adventure, even if the adventure is "let's go to the cheese store"

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The news story about Donald Trump being totally desperate for immunity from tax fraud and the news story about Donald Trump being kicked to the curb by Capitol One for widespread money laundering, are RELATED.

[S @S_L_HL]

The weekend before going back to school (work) is more depressing than my mother’s funeral

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[S @S_L_HL]

Pet sitting is so funny because it’s supposed to be professional but I’m just farting on their couch?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: An Internet poll found that 97% of women want Andrew Tate’s cannibal prison neighbor to eat him.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

OMG

Trump just paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million

Because he raped her

Because he's a rapist

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has approved the use of cancer-linked pesticides diflufenican and epyrifenacil, both PFAS forever chemicals.

Neither pesticide has ever been used in the United States before.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has rejected President Trump’s push to toss a $5 million verdict in E. Jean Carroll’s sexual abuse case. https://t.co/pqTzlAqwCV

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The sitting president of the United States had to pay $5 million to a woman he raped and defamed, and not one person in his entire cult of a party is calling for his resignation.

Not one.

[Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 @4HumanUnity]

The man on the left can't even be honest about a photo.

That's not Trump at 20. He was 17 when that picture was taken at the New York Military Academy, a military school his daddy paid for so he'd look tough.

Two years later, when real war came calling, the same daddy paid his office tenant, a Queens podiatrist, to invent fake bone spurs so his son wouldn't have to go to Vietnam.

The same man who mocked POWs, "I like people who weren't captured". Trump himself couldn't remember which foot hurt. Left foot. Right foot. Both feet. Whichever foot kept him home.

That's just the beginning.

He was found liable for sexual abuse by a federal jury.
He is a convicted felon, 34 counts.
He cheated on every wife he's ever had.
He sold crypto coins from the Oval Office.
He accepted a $400M jet from Qatar.
He tripled his wealth in office while cutting food assistance for the poorest Americans.

The man on the right?
.@BarackObama. Who at 18 was just a kid in Hawaii, before going on to:

✅ Pull America out of the worst financial collapse since the Great Depression

✅ Save the auto industry and millions of American jobs

✅ Give 20 million Americans healthcare for the first time

✅ Kill Bin Laden

✅ Serve two terms with zero criminal indictments, zero sexual abuse verdicts, zero felony convictions

One of these men is one of the greatest presidents in modern American history.

The other can't even tell the truth about how old he was in a photo.

[S @S_L_HL]

No original experiences in life

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Pacific Northwest would save my life but I need to stay here and hold it down for Ohio

[survivor out of context @survivor00C]

#survivor micronesia

[t @thunderstribal]

cirie: "um"

the crowd:

#Survivor50

[ava💫 || dee defender @parvsidols]

happy mother’s day to these legends

[S @S_L_HL]

No actually she’s a hero

[Megh Wright @megh_wright]

if you know her or you are her please reach out to me I want to meet her so bad