Sean McBride

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@Azure I have never used a more mind bogglingly stupid collection of tools? Did you look at the last quarter century of virtualization and think: “Nah”? Why is creating a clone of an existing vm more than like two steps? “I want to clone that one and here’s its new name!”

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@DominionEnergy How do we fix your communication? I got two calls AND two texts yesterday back to back about upcoming outages for 4/27 and 4/29 other than the date they were identical. Other problem is, I have ALL of my communication are set to email so why am I getting calls?

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@Jalopnik Shelby Cobra

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@KoonsOfTysons you all really need to chill on the service reminders. I set the dang appointment! I know when I selected, I do not need a text two days before and the day before, and an email, AND a phone call!?! My dudes, just chill!

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@TwilioHelp Sent, thanks

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@twilio I’ve been trying to get a quote for about a month. Do you have a federal sales rep I can talk to?

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@Wegmans got these today, I shop on Sundays, you keep sending me coupons that aren’t valid for the day I shop! Why?

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@CDWCorp Did that still waiting on the email for a quote. Had a rep who apparently decided he was no longer our rep and just plain old didn’t call us back. I wish literally anyone else sold what I needed at this point.

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@CDWCorp why is it so hard to give y’all money!?!

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@Claims_Fx You’re not USPS scammer

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@OriginalFunko Hi I sent you a DM with the info

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@OriginalFunko How do I get a hold of support? You used the worst shipping known to humans, and they are not responding. I tried to open a support case w/ you and it says it'll take 5-7 days for someone to look at it? That's unacceptable.

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

.@OnTrac_Shipping How do I find out where my package is and get actual support? Look at this BS! I replied within the same minute and then she waits four minutes to respond with: "It looks like you stepped away" WHAT?

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

Hey @Zoom how do I get rid of that stupid participant box that shows up on Mac? I do not need it showing on every screen

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@splunk you app is becoming way more of a PITA than it’s worth! Identical configurations will work on one server but not another. I am so over your idiosyncrasies

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@MasonMBB How do I rescind my season tickets? I told the office not to send them, but they did anyway. I have no interest in tickets at the new price.

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

Really @McDonalds I waited 10 minutes for this and you can’t even put a dang top on the burger?

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@InquiryDptment This is also not @UPS

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

Hey @UPS how do I get my package today that you’ve had locally for two days but can’t seem to put on a truck to me?

[Sean McBride @S__McBride]

@UPS Sent