Jose

la plata es para vivir rico no para morir rico

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

I just spent $80 to fill up my car. A small price to pay to keep the Epstein files hidden.

[Jose @SaaJose97]

@vanillaopinions Unsuccessful? He runs the 4th largest mezcal brand plus he’s coming out with a tequila! That’s not unsuccessful!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why would Republicans redact 90% of a democrat hoax? Explain it to me like I’m 5

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"

[Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme]

I loved this podcast

[issa phae @petalsforissa]

pluribus finale without context:

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

I hate when people are funnier than me.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

We may never know his identity

[Cops Gone Wrong @CopsGoneWrong]

Cops: We're looking for a running car, not one that's overturned...

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Please universe give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Donica Lewinsky

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s WHAT?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Donald "Hawk Tuah" Trump

[Jose @SaaJose97]

Trump wants to import beef from Argentina?! Whatever happened to America First?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not surprised though. Y’all voted for him! 🐸☕️

[Jose @SaaJose97]

So the government remains shut down while Argentina gets a whopping 20 billion dollars from U.S. taxpayers? Whatever happened to America First Policies? Trump sure is making America Great Again… AGAIN, isn’t he!? 🤣

[KB @MindOfKB]

We interrupt the shooting at a college to bring you news of a shooting at a high school.

This is America.

[Matti @matticure]

Anora officially a Disney Princess now

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had Circus Circus. We had the Tropicana and the Excalibur. We had cheap slots, 24-hour wedding chapels, all-you-can eat buffets, shrimp cocktails on the house. You could have shut your mouth, kept the city affordable for middle-class tourists, and printed more money than you ever needed. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your resort fees and your Michelin stars. Your Fontainebleau Hotel, Jean Georges Steakhouse, poolside cabana rentals, and Formula 1 Grand Prix. If you’d done your job, known your place, and stopped private equity from pricing out regular visitors, we all be fine right now. But you didn’t.

[trash jones @jzux]

babe come here you’re missing the possum eclipse

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Just signed an email with “bet” instead of “best”