Saarah Matthews

Part time video maker, full time bitch.

[Saarah Matthews @SaarahMatthews]

Damn. I haven't been on here for over a year. I've been busy....living off Faarah. Didn't think I'd get s job, did you?

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YO. I'm back and hotter than ever. Watch my new video modeling lingerie! 😘. https://t.co/J8Ea0FR9O9

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I'm back! Watch my new video.

Parking Wars http://t.co/EHi4khu7v5 via @youtube

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The word "bae." #ThingsThatPissMeOff

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When I'm driving and some fucker just keeps walking in the road. #ThingsThatPissMeOff

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People who love everyone. #ThingsThatPissMeOff

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Girls who break out the shorts as soon as it's above freezing #ThingsThatPissMeOff

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Couples with joint facebooks are the worst.

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I can't believe Adam Levine bleached his hair without asking my opinion first. #ControllingGirlfriend

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I've been really busy lately and haven't had much time to be me. I'm getting back in the studio though so watch out, bitches!

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

“Life is nothing if you're not obsessed”~John Waters

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I haven't tweeted in forever. Is that a sign that I have a life?

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My relationship with #AdamLevine https://t.co/osU3kiglKY

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I really need to post a new video. I get lazy.

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Lorde is creepy.

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"I think you're Jealous." https://t.co/Qucf1lTBP0

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The kid is referring to Justin's dick, maybe?

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I think Katy Perry's Dark Horse video was just an excuse to try on wigs.

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If you go to Olive Garden, bring a condom, because they are up your fucking ass. #ICanBoxMyOwnRavioli

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

I'm in Portland with @sorensentess and two men have already said they would fuck me. This city knows how to celebrate black history month.