Regicide

I cook better than I clean. 🌹

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@nina_styx Go to Italy?

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I will never get used to being called coach Sabastion.

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Today marks the first day that someone spelled my name right in a professional email.

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@nina_styx So you’ve told me.

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Well, here’s to trying to try stand up this summer.

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Grub Hub has profited off me being depressed so much.

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@nina_styx That’s obviously Olivia. Smh.

[ATP Tour @atptour]

We've got a battle on our hands 🤜🤛

🇮🇹 @MattBerrettini steals the third set 7-6(5) against Djokovic.

#RolandGarros

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@nina_styx I’ll make an audio recording for you.

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Probably because it’s true.

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Did Hell’s Kitchen normalize abusing restaurant workers?

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

It's not that unemployment benefits are too high... it's that 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙇 wages are too low.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Movie theater popcorn costs more than filet mignon per ounce in the U.S.

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@nina_styx @iamblackbear @MikePosner I’ll make sure @iamblackbear attends your funeral.

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@nina_styx @iamblackbear I need @iamblackbear and @MikePosner to make another album

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The one pop culture insider info that I know and have witnessed first hand—is that Jason Aldean is pretty bad at pickle ball.