Lando Calrissian Chronicles

|| A smug smuggler with a particular penchant for the pretty art of perfect persuasion ... ||

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

ೃ࿐ 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒏

❛ 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦? ... 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 .

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[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

CLEARLY

you don’t own an air fryer

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

everyone has their flop eras, luke

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

what’s the purpose of babies . like. Why do they Look like that? why do they do that weird thing with the liquid out the eyes and the wailing like. What purpose does that serve?? What reputation does that Help ??

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

Sniper
I
Monkey
P

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

S
I
M
P

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

okay, keep tellin yourself that kiddo . . . with those rose-tinted goggles okay mhm alright

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

people say they care about me but no one has ever given me a gift. i do not care for your words. i do not care for praise. I want Things and i want them N o w .

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

i pretend not to hear you over my endless riches and better looks

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

but you ARE

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

fugly. you into fugly people. bisexual ? No. Fugsexual. Ugly ugly uglies

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

but do i look it?? do i ??? THE ANSWER IS NO -- BY THE WAY .

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

You’re older than I am—

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

Mute ?????

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

he think he cute but really he jus

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

i couldn't think of a rhyme .

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

thirty-ish going on 150. fifty shades of grey havin ass. givin the trailer to jurassic park havin ass. Ol' WRINKLY headed ass. ol osteoPOROSIS havin ass

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

I’m, like, thirty-ish. You’re most definitely grown.

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

one day i'm going to grow up and become a responsible adult adult, unlike YOU, forever imprisoned in your stupid little kissy kissy kingdom

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

[makes kissy noises at him]

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

absolutely HATE arguing with Solo . i offer ANY intelligent ARGUMENTS or JESTS and all i get in return is 'ooo you wanna kiss me so baaad' SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP- this is why i'm running away: SPIRITUALLY

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

SHUT UP

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

Ooooo you wanna kiss me so bad

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

how are you being such a prod ? you /just/ started exis- oh . yeah, you've existed for a while, haven't you ?
so / that / means you've Always been a prod, huh ?

funny .

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

How are you being a jackass ALREADY? You ( just ) woke up!

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

Good morning (derogatory).

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

haha i just watched a child’s lollipop fall into the sand and now it’s all crusty and ruined haha i’m happy now everything is okay :]