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sᴛᴀʀʙᴏʏ —|| mature + violent themes

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

» “ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʟʟᴇɴɴɪᴜᴍ ғᴀʟᴄᴏɴ?”

—semi-selective, independent, literate Han Solo
—seeking SLs, crack, banter
— Ships with Luke, Lando, Leia, ( or chem )
—MV/MS

#starwarsrp #swrp

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

@FXRCEINDUCED_ Han’s features smooth out as he turns to gaze lovingly at the bunk intruder.

The love of his life, his sweet little star-boy, coming to cuddle up to him as he lays in bed with no intention to do a single thing with his life.

“Hey, sweetheart.”

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

For the first time in what just might be a decade, Han isn’t up to any antics or making bad decisions first thing in the morning.

Instead, he’s laying wrapped up in 5 blankets and glaring at the ceiling of his bunk.

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

Is that so? Or can you just not hear me because you’re old and you have hearing loss?

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

i pretend not to hear you over my endless riches and better looks

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

@RUNNINGRXYALTY lowers his blaster, but doesn’t let it go. He’s still a little skeptical.

“You old bastard. Where the hell have you been for the last 20 years?”

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

@RUNNINGRXYALTY Han squints, weapon still raised, looking the man up and down.

He doesn’t recognize the man, the words don’t register in Han’s brain, just radio silence for a while. . .

And ( then ), it all clicks.

The face is familiar, a face Han hasn’t seen in YEARS. Decades, even!

He

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

“Of course I did, baby,” Han says smoothly, reaching to thread a hand in Luke’s soft hair.

“My trip was just about as easy going as any other. I even had time to make a decent amount of credits on the side.”

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

“Hey, Starboy.” Han drops a kiss on the crown of Luke’s head, draping his arms over the blonde’s shoulders. “You miss me while I was away?”

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

Gives @FXRCEINDUCED_ a sloppy kiss on the forehead.

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

but you ARE

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

but do i look it?? do i ??? THE ANSWER IS NO -- BY THE WAY .

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

You’re older than I am—

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

thirty-ish going on 150. fifty shades of grey havin ass. givin the trailer to jurassic park havin ass. Ol' WRINKLY headed ass. ol osteoPOROSIS havin ass

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

I’m, like, thirty-ish. You’re most definitely grown.

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

one day i'm going to grow up and become a responsible adult adult, unlike YOU, forever imprisoned in your stupid little kissy kissy kingdom

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

he insults me because he’s afraid to acknowledge his true feelings

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

lando is in love with me, guys

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

[makes kissy noises at him]

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

SHUT UP

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

Ooooo you wanna kiss me so bad

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

how are you being such a prod ? you /just/ started exis- oh . yeah, you've existed for a while, haven't you ?
so / that / means you've Always been a prod, huh ?

funny .

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

“Are you trying to attack me? I don’t think you’re doing it right, pal. . .”

[𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 @Lordskywalker66]

Hugs the reader,

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

How are you being a jackass ALREADY? You ( just ) woke up!

[Lando Calrissian Chronicles @SabaccSuperior]

Good morning (derogatory).

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

Looks at him in return.

[𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 @Lordskywalker66]

Gives the reader this look.

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

LUKE SAID IT

[sᴏʟᴏ @nxrfherder]

I will throw hands with you.